Chuck Norris turns 70

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  1. JonathonWally

    JonathonWally Admiral Admiral

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    That's right people, the man, the myth, the legend that is Chuck Norris is now 70 years old.

    And he could still kick your ass.



    So to everyone who may have been feeling "old" lately, it's time to take your geritol and get out of your funk.

    70 is the new 30.
     
    JonathonWally, Mar 13, 2010
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  2. TorontoTrekker

    TorontoTrekker Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Chuck Norris doesn't turn 70... 70 turns Chuck Norris. ;)
     
    TorontoTrekker, Mar 13, 2010
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  3. Kestra

    Kestra Admiral Premium Member

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    That weirds me out, because I've always thought of 70 as old and now as people I recognize near that age, they don't seem that old at all! I mean, Patrick Stewart is 70 too, and I think he's incredibly hot still. But Chuck Norris was never hot so that part is not relevant to him.
     
    Kestra, Mar 13, 2010
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  4. ShamelessMcBundy

    ShamelessMcBundy Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Yeah but Norris is in excellent shape.
     
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  5. Docbrown777

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    Maybe I should buy one of those Total Gyms. The thing seems to do wonders for Chuck. He still easily looks to be in his mid 50s. Maybe even late 40s.
     
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  6. Ward Fowler

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    I think he may dye his beard. Ssshhh. Don't tell.
     
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  7. Kirby

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    Holy crap, he's 70? :wtf:

    All hail Chuck Norris!
     
    Kirby, Mar 13, 2010
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  8. ShamelessMcBundy

    ShamelessMcBundy Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Chuck Norris dyes his beard in the blood of his enemies.
     
    ShamelessMcBundy, Mar 13, 2010
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  9. Rush Limborg

    Rush Limborg Vice Admiral Admiral

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    As we all know...

    When Chuck Norris Does Push-Ups, He Doesn't Push Himself Up...He Pushes The World DOWN! :evil:

    Still true--even today.

    ALL HAIL CHUCK NORRIS!!!
     
    Rush Limborg, Mar 13, 2010
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  10. farmkid

    farmkid Commodore Commodore

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    Yeah, so he turned 70, but he didn't celebrate, 70 did.
     
    farmkid, Mar 14, 2010
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  11. ShamelessMcBundy

    ShamelessMcBundy Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero!
     
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  12. Ward Fowler

    Ward Fowler Commodore Commodore

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    :guffaw:
     
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  13. John200

    John200 Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Chuck Norris is immortal.
     
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  14. Trekker4747

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    Man looks good for 70. I guess even age fears the Chuck!
     
    Trekker4747, Mar 14, 2010
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