Let's say it's Christmas (which it is in reality) and all the Trek characters are together exchanging gifts.
Throughout all time periods, realities and ignoring deaths, etc.
Who would give what to who and why??
Mine:
1. Picard would give Riker some brandy. I think he knows Riker would put it to good use and give Troi a new year's eve rogering.
2. The EMH would give Data a collection of his holographic novels/insights into humanity. Data would eat it up with a spoon. Terrible shame there was never a scene between the two.
3. Kirk would give Uhura a playboy bunny costume in the perverse hope she'd wear it for the new year's kegger on the bridge.
4. Odo would give Quark an ear cleaning kit (that would plant spy bugs in his ear so Odo could monitor his back room dealings).
5. Quark would reciprocate with credit at Quark's Bar, of course.
6. Dax would give Worf something sharp and pointy.
7. Troi would get chocolate from everyone... and lots of it!!
8. T'pol would give Trip some bath salts and oils... in the hopes he would join her for a scrubdown.
9. Trip would give T'pol one of those stupid robotic fish on wooden plaques that sing (you know, they were so popular 5 years ago)
10. Kirk would give Spock gift cash... because it's logical.
Any other ideas??
Merry Christmas everyone!
Throughout all time periods, realities and ignoring deaths, etc.
Who would give what to who and why??
Mine:
1. Picard would give Riker some brandy. I think he knows Riker would put it to good use and give Troi a new year's eve rogering.
2. The EMH would give Data a collection of his holographic novels/insights into humanity. Data would eat it up with a spoon. Terrible shame there was never a scene between the two.
3. Kirk would give Uhura a playboy bunny costume in the perverse hope she'd wear it for the new year's kegger on the bridge.
4. Odo would give Quark an ear cleaning kit (that would plant spy bugs in his ear so Odo could monitor his back room dealings).
5. Quark would reciprocate with credit at Quark's Bar, of course.
6. Dax would give Worf something sharp and pointy.
7. Troi would get chocolate from everyone... and lots of it!!
8. T'pol would give Trip some bath salts and oils... in the hopes he would join her for a scrubdown.
9. Trip would give T'pol one of those stupid robotic fish on wooden plaques that sing (you know, they were so popular 5 years ago)
10. Kirk would give Spock gift cash... because it's logical.
Any other ideas??
Merry Christmas everyone!
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