Child Swallows 37 Magnets
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I bet she'll be very attractive when she grows up.
But wouldn't it be ironic if her personality turned out to be polarizing?
Too subtle for me, I’m afraid.I'm glad my subtle joke did not go unnoticed.Well played, sir.
Too subtle for me, I’m afraid.I'm glad my subtle joke did not go unnoticed.Well played, sir.
It's from the movie "Clerks." In it the main character, Dante, gets into a fight with his girlfriend after he discovers she's given 37 blowjobs (which she doesn't count as sex.) He rants about this to a random customer in the store, "37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!" The customer responds with a shocked, "In a row?!"
[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpQqH4H_SUQ[/yt]
(Warning: Offensive language.)
Well, I do believe in a ruling class, especially since I rule.
And let us not forget, Clerks probably brought us one of the best scenes in cinema history.
[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGOVbXF7Iog[/yt]
And let us not forget, Clerks probably brought us one of the best scenes in cinema history.
[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGOVbXF7Iog[/yt]
Natural selection at its best. Nuff said. You're supposed to keep everything "bite size" up where a set of tiny fingers ~CAN'T~ get at it, especially so quickly it can get by a set of (allegedly) concerned parents. Morons. Next time, I pray for holiday-weekend traffic and more hospital cutbacks. And a requirement that anyone having kids needs to pass an oral (and/or written) I.Q. test and a home visit.