I think this guy is awesome!
Look at what he has to do to earn his gummint salary! He has to babysit super-smart rich playboys who fly around in battle armor! He has to ride herd on mystical hammers while Australian surfer boys toss his people around like "mall cops"! And then, just for fun, giant alien war machines come down outta nowhere and try to barbecue him!
Does he run away screaming? Does he quit and take a safer job wrestling alligators? I say thee, nay! He just treats it like a typical nine-to-five and wields the driest sense of humor I've ever seen in my life!
Agent Coulson of S.H.I.E.L.D., I name you a Real American Hero!

[singing]Real American Heroes![/singing]
That's right, Mr. Super Secret Agent Guy!
[singing]Mr. Super Secret Agent Guy![/singing]
Your professionalism and sense of humor make you a credit to the off-the-rack dress code suit you wear as your uniform of secret agent-dom! Your bravery in the face of insane super-hero crap is evidence of mighty intestinal fortitude! I hope to see more and more of you as Marvel Studios trudges ever onward to the Avengers movie!
I salute you, Mr. Super Secret Agent Guy!
[singing]Mr. Super Secret Agent Guy...[/singing]
What say the rest of you?
Look at what he has to do to earn his gummint salary! He has to babysit super-smart rich playboys who fly around in battle armor! He has to ride herd on mystical hammers while Australian surfer boys toss his people around like "mall cops"! And then, just for fun, giant alien war machines come down outta nowhere and try to barbecue him!
Does he run away screaming? Does he quit and take a safer job wrestling alligators? I say thee, nay! He just treats it like a typical nine-to-five and wields the driest sense of humor I've ever seen in my life!
Agent Coulson of S.H.I.E.L.D., I name you a Real American Hero!


[singing]Real American Heroes![/singing]
That's right, Mr. Super Secret Agent Guy!
[singing]Mr. Super Secret Agent Guy![/singing]
Your professionalism and sense of humor make you a credit to the off-the-rack dress code suit you wear as your uniform of secret agent-dom! Your bravery in the face of insane super-hero crap is evidence of mighty intestinal fortitude! I hope to see more and more of you as Marvel Studios trudges ever onward to the Avengers movie!
I salute you, Mr. Super Secret Agent Guy!
[singing]Mr. Super Secret Agent Guy...[/singing]
What say the rest of you?