CC #8: That Can't Be Good

[John Picard]

Some good entries, but I expected more input on the first picture. Ah well, these things take time, I guess

Congrats to this week's winners: captcalhoun and captain crow.

OMG, that's not the handbrake is it?!

Tom: Insane fans wanting autographs. RUN!

And now for this week's entries:

 

[captcalhoun]

I WON?!?!?!



ME?!?!

WOW!!!!!

I've never won a caption contest before!



*faints*

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Captain Jack: Now for my next trick, I'm going to make this string of wires disappear. My assistant for this trick will be Mickey, who will bend over and drop his pants.
Mickey: Whut?!

 

[captcalhoun]

RUN! IT'S A BAD BACK-PROJECTION SQUID!

Jack: How're we supposed to make that sex tape if you leave the camera unplugged, hmm?

 

[John Picard]

*BUMP*

 

[The Badger]

Having successfully developed psychic abilities, Sarah Jane prepared to wallop Jackie over the head with a telekinetically wielded frying pan.
"There's only room for one MILF around here." she thought.

 

[26138]

Person running: Well, there goes the neighborhood!

 

[Captain Crow]

Thanks for picking me as one of the winners John Picard.

On the planet Kalamari V the squid eat you.

Jack, while tugging on wires: These wires aren't connected to anything important are they?

[lights go out and station crashes on nearby planet]

 

[jamestyler]

...struggling to find fame after their cameos, the former Doctor Who stars began hosting QVC without much enthusiasm.

 

[RevdKathy]

I used to be a gynacologist, honest. I can fit a coil in 45 seconds.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Fortunately for the Doctor, setting 2,545 on his sonic scredriver is an anti-Cthulu ray.

Jack: "Yeah, an anti-Cthulu ray is one way to take down an eldrtich horror. But let's look at this anatomically correct puppet and I'll show you how I'd handle Cthulu."

 

[ria 75]

--That's a plant!
-It's also a man-eating monster. Run!
--But it's a man-eating plant!
-Some creatures are plants. Get over it.​

--Oh no! What have they done to you? I promise I'll get you safely home.​

-Jack, those cables are from my car.​

-- ... Well, I've seen weirder life forms. Parasitic of... kitchen appliances.
You never know. Are you sure this was part of the car when you got it?​

 

[26138]

When RTD told Barrowman to just pull something out of his ass, nobody expected what happened next...