CC #5: What'chu Lookin' At?

[John Picard]

A hearty congrats this round to The Badger and Starkers. The K9 related entries were all very good and choosing an overall winner was tough.

Well of course he's damaged 'down there'. He was humping the toaster.

"Oh I don't know. She's nice enough but I'd prefer it if she were younger...and maybe dressed as a schoolgirl?"

For our next round:

 

[captcalhoun]

The Doctor and Romana wandered on to the set of 'Children of the Corn XVIII'

Ooo, you NAUGHTY girl...

 

[Worf2DS9]

"Doctor, I understand the necessity of shrinking us down to the size of squirrels, but could you at least have found a lawn that was cut?"

 

[The Badger]

Ooooh! I won something! Wheee! I'd like to thank the academy, the director, all those guys and gals on the set who don't get the recognition they deserve...

Ahem, yes, many thanks.

"Doctor, nobody is going to believe that you've stockpiled all this 'for personal use only'."

 

[John Picard]

"What 'ave we 'ere? Saaay no more, saaaaaayyyyy no more!"

 

[26138]

Romana: Doctor did you have to pull down your pants and squat right next to me?

 

[ria 75]

- Just around that field corner, you'll see.​

- That's what you said the last three times we changed
directions. Are you sure that's where we left the Tardis?

What's that truck engine and machinery noise outside?
Oh no I parked the Tardis in a tow zone!!​

 

[26138]

Nothing satisfied the Doctor more than sitting on the copy machine and xeroxing his butt.

 

[The Badger]

Cubicle Doctor is watching you masturbate.

 

[John Picard]

*BUMP* C'mon, folks. This is the last day.