Cat Club meeting.

[Miss Chicken]

We haven't had a meeting for a few months.

I doubt any of us have ever felt this way about our cats,

A MAN allegedly marinated his live cat in a mixture of crushed red peppers and chili - but was arrested before he could eat the pet.
Police rescued the cat after finding it in the Cheektowaga man's car trunk when he was pulled over for allegedly passing a stop sign on Sunday night.

Ferry-Fillmore District officers said they heard the cat crying from inside the trunk and found it in a cage marinating in a mixture of crushed red peppers, chili pepper, salt and oil.

Gary L. Korkuc, 51, told police his black and white cat named Navarro had been "mean" to him and he was planning to make a meal out of the animal because it was ill-tempered.

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Poor, poor Navarro. I hope a good home is found for him.

I think Miss Chicken is too small a cat to make much of a meal. Besides she isn't mean to humans, she is only mean to other cats. My boy cats are much larger but they are not mean either.

However my Mum's cat is mean, as is this cat who used to live next door to me.

 

[TheSeeker]

Wow. I hope that guy is barred from ever having an animal again.

My two cats, Gimli and Chance, are rescued Romanian street cats. The were born in an abandoned building and the whole litter was rescued by some animal lovers and we took two of them. They are now happily residing with us here in Canada.

 

[Nerys Ghemor]

Even if a cat is mean, the solution to not wanting a pet (sad as it is) should be to take the cat to a shelter...hopefully a no-kill shelter. I hope this guy doesn't have children OR any other animals.

 

[SVD]

Talk about cruelty...poor cat!

Quick segue to sharing...

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD1P-HoBtHo[/yt]

My farm cat, Strictly outdoors. Neither the patience nor the house-mate (my grandpa) that would go for an indoor cat.

Hard to get a good picture of her, so a Vid had to suffice.

 

[Miss Chicken]

I took Miss Chicken's mother (Bam Bam) in as a pregnant stray. She had three kittens - Miss Chicken, Sixpence and Onslow. I found a good home for Sixpence (she was renamed Fluffy) and I thought I had given Onslow a good home too. His new owner renamed him Tyrone. After two weeks the new owner returned with him complaining that he couldn't cope because the kitten was 'too active'. Onslow was no more active than any other kitten. I realised that the guy shouldn't be a cat owner so I took Onslow back.

Sadly little Onslow was killed, aged only 5 months, when the next door neighbour's dog managed to get into our backyard

 

[Sparky]

I think Miss Chicken is too small a cat to make much of a meal.

Not even some Chicken Meow Mein?


All joking aside, I hope this poor kitty goes to a loving home.

 

[scotpens]

I hope this guy doesn't have children OR any other animals.

Well, if he did have kids or other pets, we have a pretty good idea of what happened to them . . .

(Sorry, I have a really sick sense of humor.)

 

[gturner]

I'm pretty sure you can't marinate meat like that, or pork would taste like mud, lamb would taste like barn straw, chicken would taste like a bird's nest, and we would taste like shampoo and soap.

 

[scotpens]

I'm pretty sure you can't marinate meat like that, or pork would taste like mud, lamb would taste like barn straw, chicken would taste like a bird's nest, and we would taste like shampoo and soap.

Well, those of us who keep ourselves clean, anyway.

So what does human flesh really taste like? We non-cannibal Trek BBSers are dying to know!

And yeah, the guy was a bit unclear on the whole “marinating” concept. Rule No. 1: Make sure the meat is DEAD first!

 

[Australis]

Humans taste like pork.

Uh.

So I'm told.

 

[SVD]

I'm pretty sure you can't marinate meat like that, or pork would taste like mud, lamb would taste like barn straw, chicken would taste like a bird's nest, and we would taste like shampoo and soap.

Let's see, under the same logic, our steers would taste like dallis and other grasses, mud, dust, and a slight aftertaste of cow shit.

 

[MetalPants]

Humans taste like pork.

Uh.

So I'm told.

Depends on what you have with it and how it is cooked.

 

[SVD]

This thread is headed in directions scary and wrong.

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

Humans taste like pork.

Uh.

So I'm told.

Depends on what you have with it and how it is cooked.

If Dahmer was still alive, we could write him and ask.

Or at least go to a Chinese or Korean restaurant in a neighborhood that doesn't have any cats or dogs left, but lots of homeless people.

 

[scotpens]

Humans taste like pork.

Uh.

So I'm told.

Then human flesh probably isn't kosher. I guess that's why there aren't any Jewish cannibals.

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

But most of us don't have cloven hooves.

 

[captcalhoun]

i'd like to marinade that fucker and then cook the bastard WITH A FLAMETHROWER!

He might wind up a bit well done!

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

Well, this thread is a bit darker than I expected.

 

[Miss Chicken]

Its about cats - who "secretly" rule the world - so it is bound to be a little dark.

My cats have got a system going. One will want to go outside, but one won't. So I let the first cat out, sit back down and all of a sudden the second cat changes his mind. This also happens with feeding.

Then all three of them decide at the same time that they want to sit on my knee just so I will have to play favourites and allow one onto my knee. Then the other two stare at me until I feel guilty.

 

[scotpens]

My cats have got a system going. One will want to go outside, but one won't. So I let the first cat out, sit back down and all of a sudden the second cat changes his mind. This also happens with feeding.

Then all three of them decide at the same time that they want to sit on my knee just so I will have to play favourites and allow one onto my knee. Then the other two stare at me until I feel guilty.

Yeah, the little furry suckers love to play with your head, bless 'em. There was a neighbor's cat that used to race me from his front yard to the street corner. And he always timed it so he'd win by a whisker's breadth.