Cast Family Guy Into Lord of the Rings

Discussion in 'TV & Media' started by Mr Light, Feb 18, 2013.

  1. Mr Light

    Mr Light Admiral Admiral

    Dec 7, 1999
    I was thinking this morning that Family Guy should do an adaptation of LOTR, and then I spent 30 minutes thinking who should play what character :lol:

    The Fellowship:
    Frodo - Stewie
    Sam - Brian
    Merry - Chris
    Pippin - Jon Benjamin's Clerk
    Gandalf - Herbert
    Aragorn - Peter
    Legolas - Quagmire
    Gilmli - Joe (he's short b/c he ain't got no legs)
    Boromir - Cleveland (complaining how the black guy always dies first)

    Good Guys:
    Bilbo - Bertram (an older Stewie)
    Arwen - Drew Barrymore
    Elrond - Patrick Stewart
    Galadriel - Lois
    Theoden - Adam West
    Eomer - Cleveland (so he's not just in the first one)
    Eowyn - Lois (double role since there's no women in the LOTR verse)
    Faramir - Tom Tucker
    Denethor - Carter Pewterschmidt (Denethor, Faramir, and Boromir all have a mustache! all Miras Tirith soldiers could!)

    Bad Guys:
    Gollum - Meg (heh)
    Saruman - James Woods
    Wormtongue - Mort Goldman
    The Witch King - Death
    All Other Nazgul - Giant Chicken
    Sauron - Seth McFarlane

    Just imagine the 15 minute Aragorn vs the Nazgul fight at Weathertop! :lol:

    Also, I'd like them to do the original movie ending of Sauron getting so pissed off at Aragorn teasing him in the palantir that he comes down himself to beat the crap out of him.
    Last edited: Feb 18, 2013
  2. The Wormhole

    The Wormhole Admiral Admiral

    Jul 23, 2001
    Sorry to immediately jump off topic, but they really did drop the ball by not having a 15 minute Han Solo vs Boba Fett in any of the Star Wars parodies.
  3. Mr Light

    Mr Light Admiral Admiral

    Dec 7, 1999
    Yeah the number one thing I was looking forward to in ROTJ was the vast Han vs. Fett fight at the Pit of Carkoon.... and they didn't do it!!! :mad:
  4. Savage Dragon

    Savage Dragon * Not Really Savage Moderator

    Apr 27, 2001
    Ottawa, ON
    I think I would make Lois Arwen and Drew Barrymore as Galadriel.