captions for the blue guy and harbinger

[Alyssa]

Archer: oh T'Pol don't stop

T'Pol ( offscreen ) Captain thats not me

Archer:

Shran: :thumbsup:

 

[cooleddie74]

"DAMMIT, Major...are we going to do this bloody SESAME STREET silhouette and syllable pronouncing bit or not?! We've got a mission to complete!!"

"Don't laugh, Shran. Malcolm will just be encouraged to keep doing that stupid bit with Major Hayes if he thinks we like it."

 

[Nebusj]

Archer suddenly realizes: the Andorians have been sneaking out the secret designs of the Enterprise warp nacelle struts by arranging their antennas and forehead ridges!

 

[cooleddie74]

Jeffrey Combs' recurrent digestion and gas problems became a definite issue during certain scenes of ENTERPRISE's fourth season.

 

[Nebusj]

``I think I could express this best in -- a song! o/` I've been dreaming of this -- o/`''
``Stop that! Stop that! No singing aboard my starship!''

 

[Triptacular]

pookha said:
harbinger happened during this time of year..

Shran: That's nothing the Kretassins are the biggest practical jokers in the galaxy. One time this alien let his creature pee on some of their shrubs and they made a total ass of the guy. I almost wet myself just hearing about it. I'm telling you, never laughed so hard in my life.
,

T'Pol: Stop picturing me naked or I'll make sure those antenne are the only parts of you that ever voluntarily point upward again.
,
,

"I coulda been a contenda."
,

He thinks he's so clever with his simulations... him... big guns... simulating... explosions... big... big... explosions... oh bloody hell!
,
,

Reed: Have you any idea how sexy you look when your nostrils flare like that Major?
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Phlox: I heard Cmdr Tucker and Lt Cole put on quite a show at the training session today. My, my, you're looking a little greener than usual today, Subcommander.

 

[SFRabid]

[image]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v365/pookha/acaptionshran4.jpg[/image]
If he pokes me in the eye one more time I am going to cut it off.

[image]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v365/pookha/acaptionharbingertpolphlox.jpg[/image]

Doctor, you are staring at them again.
or
Vulcans are vegetarians. I did not eat your goldfish.
or
It is bad enough when they stare at my ears.

 

[Kalen Archer]

SFRabid said:

If he pokes me in the eye one more time I am going to cut it off.

Doctor, you are staring at them again.
or
Vulcans are vegetarians. I did not eat your goldfish.
or
It is bad enough when they stare at my ears.

Quoting so the images show up.

 

[cooleddie74]

SHRAN:"She has marvelous marshmelons."

PHLOX:"As I suspected, Commander...the lab tests on your marshmelons came back negative. They are in FINE shape if I do say so myself."

 

[M'Sharak]

Reed: Major Hayes, do you recall those pliers I once showed you?
Hayes: Of course, Lieutenant. Why?
Reed: Now, where do you suppose they are at this very moment?
Hayes: I d-- ...

 

[Triptacular]

jonnyskywatcher said:

The sad thing is that Reed lost this fight.

This one's my favorite.

 

[BriGuy]

For some reason, I can see Phlox reacting like this...

T'Pol: Doctor, you're staring at them again.

Phlox: Yes. Yes, I am.

 

[BriGuy]

Andorians were usually quite good at winning arguments with Vulcans thanks to their bullshit sniffers.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Eye of the tiger...eye of the tiger...focus...concentrate...focus...FOCUS...


Mohawk...Mr. T...no career...has been...Stallone...steroids..."

 

[cooleddie74]

T'POL:"May I ask WHY you keep staring at my chest, Doctor?"

PHLOX:"To remind myself that my Tiberian bat's milk concentrate has gone bad...and to replace it."