Caption Contest 65: Going Rogue

[CorporalCaptain]

Reed: OK. Night vision monocle engaged!

Eska #1: Night vision goggles engaged!

Reed: Wait: you have goggles?

Eska #1: Yes. Clearly we are more advanced than you. We can see in the dark stereoscopically.

Eska #2: And, plus, we can see infrared. You can tell, because our goggles glow red.

Eska #1: Your monocle only glows green.

Eska #2: You know, I've always wondered why our goggles glow at all! Wouldn't it keep us camouflaged better if they didn't give off any light?

Reed: Oh, will you two pipe down? We're supposed to be on safari hunting dangerous prey!

[twig breaks]

Reed: That's behind us, isn't it?

 

[LeadHead]

Trip: If you tense up, the picture won't look good. Just pretend that I'm not here and that everyone isn't judging you.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Trip: "Say 'cheese'!"
T'Pol (OS): "That is most illogical. There is nothing about this situation that has even a remote connection to cheese or any other type of food."
Travis: "Sheesh! I guess this is why you never see a picture of a Vulcan smiling."

 

[TiberiusMaximus]

Trip: "Say 'cheese'!"
T'Pol (OS): "That is most illogical. There is nothing about this situation that has even a remote connection to cheese or any other type of food."
Travis: "Sheesh! I guess this is why you never see a picture of a Vulcan smiling."

Trip: Wait, who said that?
Travis: Me!
Hoshi: Who said THAT?

 

[LeadHead]

Archer: When I said, I wanted to cover up the zit, I meant with pimple cream.

 

[LeadHead]

Reed: Sorry gents, but womprats are native to desert areas.

 

[Schistocerca]

Reed "Yes the lights at this disco are good but the music sucks. Lets finish our drinks and leave"

Woman to Archer, " I'm so sorry. I reversed over your dog pulling out of the drive. Why was he off the leash anyway?"

 

[Vulpes]

Whenever they had something important to do, crew members would distract Trip with a Viewmaster.

"Our visors can see in infrared!" "Well, ours can see in, um... infra-GREEN!"

World's gentlest slap!

 

[LeadHead]

Trip waited until Porthos bit Archer to snap the picture, hoping to get it on FailDogs.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Pack up your infra-red goggles, this ones done. Next contest is here