Caption Contest 65: Going Rogue

[Nerys Myk]

But first, the winners!

Good To The Last Drop Award

Tolaris: "I'm having a cup of smug. Would you like some?"

Screw You Guys Award

T'Cartman: I am not overweight, my skeletal structure is larger than average. Also, it appears that they have murdered Kenny.

Pillow Talk Award

T'Pol: I believe...you have successfully aroused an emotional response in me.
Tolaris: So quickly? What do you feel? Attachment? -- love?
T'Pol: Remorse.
...and possibly self-loathing.

This award brought to you by a donation from the Pew Charitable Trust

Archer: ''Pew, pew, pew...''
T'Pol: ''It appears that the captain's neural disease has advanced further. I told you it was not a good idea to visit that strange planet...''
Trip: ''We should take him to the scanning chamber in sickbay. Come on, sir...''
Archer (pointing at Trip): ''PEW, PEW, PEW, PEW!!!''

Your prize:

 

[Nerys Myk]

And now this contest's pics:

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Hoshi: "T'Pol, are you aware that every time you bend over to check the sensor viewer, Commander Tucker snaps a photo of your butt?"
Trip: "KILLJOY!!"

 

[LeadHead]

Thanks for the win!

Trip: Yeah, Cap'n. You look fantastic in that Dress. Let me just take a picture of it to lord over you for the rest of your life.

Malcolm: Harris, why are you here?

Harris: Section 31 likes hunting on strange planets.

Archer: Hey, my razor broke, lay off it. Okay?

Alien: Sucker. Now we can take over the Galaxy!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Woman: "Wow! Smooth as a baby's behind!"
Archer: "It's because I always shave with a fresh, sharp razor."
Woman: "Really? Because Lieutenant Reed says it's because you're seriously lacking in testosterone."

 

[Nerys Myk]

ALIEN: Remember, once you've gone slug, all others are duds.

ARCHER: What??

 

[Skywalker]

Reed: "Don't look at me like that. You asked what I wanted to do for my birthday, and I said laser tag. If you didn't want to come, you should have said something."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Reed: "Stealth equipment engaged."

(Snipers blast their heads off)

 

[Admiral Shran]

Alien Visitor: So, where are we now?
Reed: The Grid. A digital frontier. I tried to picture clusters of information as they moved through the computer. What did they look like? Ships, motorcycles? Were the circuits like freeways? I kept dreaming of a world I thought I'd never see. And then, one day...
Archer: Do you have to do this every time we play Laser Tag?

 

[Bob Karo]

Alien: There was a time you found me beautiful.

Archer: Baby, you got real ugly!

 

[Mistral]

Reed: "You guys all dressed as Borg for Halloween, too?
Damn."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Trip: "This is the episode where Hoshi looses her shirt."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Trip: "Oh boy, Larry Flint the VI, is gonna like these"

 

[LeadHead]

Connor: Right there! That's the exact moment where "A Night in Sickbay" went off the rails.

Reed: You guys do know that you only get unlimited ammo in the video game version of this, right?

Archer: No, that's definitely not how a handjob is done.

Archer: We're here to seek out new life, and THIS is what we find? I quit.

 

[Middleman]

Archer [thinking]: Finally! After four seasons .... it looks like I'm going to get a little action!

 

[T'Girl]

Bajorian woman: "I sense that your Pah is weak ... and that you have trouble maintaining an erection.

 

[Kirby]

Reed: You're wrong, it's a great impression, here, let me try again... "Hoooogan! 30 days in the cooler for LeBeau and Newkirk!"

 

[Vassa]

The LCD is busted, that's why!

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Redshirt: Guys, come over here! I peed on something, and now it's angry!

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Archer (V.O.): Captain's starlog, supplemental. It looks like I'm finally going to get some. There's just one thing that worries me.

Archer: You're not going to turn out to be some kind of shape-shifting snake-like being, are you?

Wraith: Of course not! Why would I disappoint a big, strong man like you?