ARCHER: You just walked through a bunch of poison ivy back there.
Caption Contest 48.2: Casual Friday
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ARCHER: You just walked through a bunch of poison ivy back there.
ARCHER: Either this Klingot is dead...
Or the plot has stopped.
Hoshi: "Figures. I knew I was starting to feel itchy, and I was pretty sure it couldn't be over you!"
ARCHER: You just walked through a bunch of poison ivy back there.
(With apologies to cooleddie for stealing his set-up.
)
ARCHER: Good thing no one else was looking, Hoshi.
It's not too wise to drop a deuce in the bushes out here.
ARCHER: You guys found Ving Rhames shot in an Oklahoma cornfield?
And...this has to do with me...how, exactly?
Archer: "...and so you're saying the shuttle mishap earlier today was the result of me confusing certain linguistic terms again?"
Hoshi: "Yes. Now, the word "starboard" of course refers to the-"
Archer: "That means "up" right? As in up to the stars?"
*Long Pause*
Hoshi: "Walk with me, captain"
Archer: "That's right: since there's no gravity in space, we don't have to worry about sagging breasts. Granted, as young and fit as you are, you wouldn't have to worry anyway. But I'm getting close to fifty, you know!"
ARCHER: Be wary, Ensign.
I hear this "Vaal" thing is somewhere around here...and the native people supposedly LOVE tossing young ladies into its mouth.
ARCHER: You guys already did a Y-incision autopsy on the guy...and he wasn't even DEAD YET?!
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