Caption Contest 48.2: Casual Friday
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ARCHER: He got shot by a corn farmer?!
What...did he threaten to cut off the guy's federal crop subsidies or something?
ARCHER: Nice place you've got here.
HOSHI: Picturesque little paradise, isn't it?
ARCHER: Actually, Ensign...I was talking about your hot little ass.
MESTRAL: Cold sores again, Commander?
We keep warning you. Avoid the humans' bar on Friday nights.
NORA: Nice to have you back, Travis.
I'm running out of excuses about who or what to blame my farts on.
Sorry, mom.
I'd like to stay...but...
The writers say if I stick around I won't get my two lines of dialogue in next season's scripts.
Mestral: "If William Ware Theiss ever saw you in that costume he'd never stop throwing up!"
Mestral: "If William Ware Theiss ever saw you in that costume he'd never stop throwing up!"
Other Vulcan begins to imagine T'Mir in a William Ware Theiss costume
TRAVIS: Mom, I need to talk to you about something. It's kind of personal.
MOM: What is it, son? Don't be embarrassed.
TRAVIS: (deep breath) I've got that "not-so-fresh feeling."
T'MIR: Curious. This human makeup promises to make me look like a princess...yet no small terrestrial amphibian has attempted to seduce me.
TRAVIS: Mom? Can I ask a question?
It's...well...kinda personal.
You ever, well...
You ever get that...NOT SO USEFUL ON THE SHOW feeling?
Jon: So I just talked to Mr. Roarke and he's going to let me do the whole spaceship commander fantasy, and you'll be there too!
Hoshi: As your sexy first mate?
Jon: Er, um, well about that...
Ok, let's get the story straight... automated rice picker, totally freak accident. No more embellishing ok?
Nora: I get to be on top.
Travis: All right!
Nora: ... and you can have the bottom bunk.
Travis: Damn.
Travis:
Mom: It's ok dear, you can talk to me.
Travis:
Mom: Oh, no lines again this week, huh?
Travis:
Archer: "When you came pullin' in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said 'Dead Klingon Storage?'"
Phlox: "Jon, you know I ain't seen no –"
Archer: "Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said 'Dead Klingon Storage?!'"
Phlox: "No, I didn't."
Archer: "You know why you didn't see that sign?"
Phlox: "Why?"
Archer: "'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead Klingons ain't my fucking business, that's why!"
Archer: "Hoshi, there's something I've wanted to tell you for a long time: I am hopelessly in love with you!"
Hoshi: "But if I join your crew, you'll be honor-bound not to try any funny business with me, right?"
Archer: "Uh...yes, I suppose that's true..."
Hoshi: "Oh, this is soooo perfect! I just loooove torturing men!"
ARCHER: Wow, this fella isn't just ugly...he stinks.
Al?
AL??
I can barely breathe...does Ziggy say can I leap yet?
The 2151 Sears Casualwear Catalog
Making Starfleet explorers look dynamite since the Fundamental Declarations of the Martian Colonies!(TM)
Hoshi: "Me? In Space? I don't know... I may throw up on you."
Archer: "I knew I should've worn a Hawaiian shirt."
Archer: "Did you know that in certain parts of Risa you can make a quick fifty bucks doing that?"
Hoshi: "Me? In Space? I don't know... I may throw up on you."
Hoshi: "Look, Captain, I don't mean to be rude, but I really don't appreciate some of these comments you're making about Vulcans. My girlfriend is Vulcan."
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