TRIP:"The Captain's comin'...QUICK...roll up in the fetal position!!! He thinks we've been freebasin' heroin for the last two hours!!! Make it convincing!!"
Trip was determined to find his lost wallet. Whatever it took.
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TRIP:"The Captain's comin'...QUICK...roll up in the fetal position!!! He thinks we've been freebasin' heroin for the last two hours!!! Make it convincing!!"
Trip was determined to find his lost wallet. Whatever it took.
Crewmember: "Ewww! What IS IT with you two anyway? I've seen Porthos go without Archer's leg longer than this!"
TRIP: "Cap'n stuck me out here, primin and repaintin the scratch I left on the hull with the shuttle pod, because why? I gave that damn mutt of his the cheese off of my dinner plate. Geez, Cap'n reacted like I'd been using Porthos to practice site to site transporting or somethin."
"Hi...I'm Trip Tucker...this is JACKASS...
and I'm about to do the Warp Field Surf!!!"
TRIP:"Chinese dry-humping drill!!!"
Archer: "So, like there was this gazelle right, and it was... hold on! Hey T'Pol, who put Trip into the screensaver?"
T'Pol: "That is the aft view of the ship, Captain, and Commander Tucker has been screaming for help for the last 2 hours, 16 minutes."
Archer: "Oh... Anyway, this gazelle..."
TRIP(thinking nervously):"Damn.
What would Robau do?"
What spatial anomaly in the Delphic Expanse will YOU be in when your Contagious Rigellian Diarrhea returns? (TM)
Robau would have reached out and pulled both ships out of warp by hand.
TRIP(thinking nervously):"Damn.
What would Robau do?"
Robau would have reached out and pulled both ships out of warp by hand.
TRIP(thinking nervously):"Damn.
What would Robau do?"
Then simply blown on Trip to send him safely into Enterprise's launch bay.
"I guess this'd be a bad time to start fartin' from all that cabbage."
TRIP:"Day-um....
T'Pol was right. The stars ARE cooler to look at when you've just snorted some Risan blow."
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