An entire empire powered by the neural energy of effeminate albinos.
A dream pursued for generations but never quite realized.
Caption Contest 34: i cant get no hat reception
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An entire empire powered by the neural energy of effeminate albinos.
A dream pursued for generations but never quite realized.
Shran: Captain, I must protest these new 'security' measures your Tactical officer engages in.
Archer (off screen): I never approved any new security measures.
*Reed jumps out the window*
Janeway: "Hey big blue and beautiful, lookin' for a good time?"
Shran: "Uhhh.... what?"
Gareb: "Ah, welcome to my underground lair, mister Sh'Bond. As you can see, the telepresence doomsday super-fun Andorian devestation device is in my possession. In my underground kingdom, my word is law, and soon all the Alpha Quadrant shall tremble before me. Unless you want to see little Timothy lowered into my tank of Denobulan razorfish, I suggest you drop your weapon and...HOLD MY CROWN OF OPULENT SUPREMENESS STABLE, MINIONS!"
Gareb: "Ah, welcome to my underground lair, mister Sh'Bond. As you can see, the telepresence doomsday super-fun Andorian devestation device is in my possession. In my underground kingdom, my word is law, and soon all the Alpha Quadrant shall tremble before me. Unless you want to see little Timothy lowered into my tank of Denobulan razorfish, I suggest you drop your weapon and...HOLD MY CROWN OF OPULENT SUPREMENESS STABLE, MINIONS!"
Why, thank you!
He just looked villainous...
"Inform the Praetor and the Senate...
He has been washed...and BLOWN."
Shran: Hey... wait a minute... that's not a moon...
(sorry guys, kinda phoned this one in... couldn't find anything for what I wanted to do... and dildos in space is kinda beyond PG13 lol)
I sense a great disturbance in the thread...
I sense a great disturbance in the thread...
I'm so sorry guys, I drew a complete blank and wanted to do SOMETHING with it... and I already did Stay Puft in the movies caption thread... and as I always say, I never repeat myself... If I come up w/ something better before Sunday I'll post it... I'm sure I will... just need some more rum and coke ;-)
I feel I must quote myself here...
Archer: "Hold on... If we're over here and that's the...
Oh crap!"
Archer offscreen: "As you can see, my young apprentice, your friends have failed. Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!"
Shran: "What are you on about, pinkskin?"
Archer: "Sorry. Couldn't resist."
Archer: "Hold on... If we're over here and that's the...
Oh crap!"
"Two meters wide?
Those pinkskins won't be able to hit anything bigger than a womp rat."
"The Albino-izer 5000 is ready for marketing...inform the Praetor!!!"
Aenar: My face! My face! Am I still beautiful?
Romulan #1: Oh God! There's been a horrible, horrible mishap -
Romulan #2: No, there hasn't.
Rom 1: "We have used 22nd Century medical technology to revive you for one purpose, and one purpose only."
Rom 2: "Yes! Please, teach us how to moonwalk."
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