Caption Contest 28: subcommander vulcan blues

[Herkimer Jitty]

T'Pol: "Commander Tucker... what am I to do with this white t-shirt and bucket of water?"

 

[Skywalker]

Archer: "My God...it's full of spam!"

 

[Nick Ryder]

T'Pol: "Your mother is so obese when there is a seismic reaction in the planet's tectonic plates, it is because she heard the call to dinner!"

Trip Offscreen: And to think I'll be in love with her...

 

[cooleddie74]

PHLOX:"Looks like your most recent dental caps are in fine condition, Subcommander...

But I am concerned about the collection of white, viscous fluid at the back of your throat."

 

[cooleddie74]

"It's the TREK BBS, Subcommander.

About...oh...a century and a half ago, this was the online message board that triggered the disastrous Fail Wars. Millions of posts fell. Thousands of posters forever banished to Twitter.

It took humanity decades to recover teh Interwebs."

 

[Triskelion]

My man is NOT your baby's daddy!

 

[Captain Crow]

T'Pol amuses the crew by burping the alphabet.

Archer: How the hell do I get it to quit blinking 12:00 AM?

Archer: What kind of crazy alien OS is this?

T'Pol: Windows 7.

 

[Triskelion]

All stop, Ensign...
Mayweather, sir.
I knew that.

 

[thedude]

T'pol thinking: They said if I hold this pose long enough and close my eyes we'll get a 5th season... I think they lied.

Phlox: Career's over... Career's over... Career's over... well... at least the one over there with pointy ears still has a chance.

Archer: God damn Vista... 100 years later and they still can't get this piece of crap right!