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Caption Contest 15: Man Sweat

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Triskelion

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Howdy do, another mission accomplished with maximum indignity to our heroes! We had a Turkey-themed repast replete with all the trimmings: sexual harrassment, facials, pelvis jokes, and even somehow managed a jab at Sulu from across time! Now that takes artistry! It's time to undo the belt & top button and congratulate:

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First Image:

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TRAVIS:"Nice display."

MALCOLM:"Interesting readout configuration."

HOSHI:"Fascinating new program."

TRIP:"Nice ass."

ARCHER:"Shhhhhhh!!"


Second Image:

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Phlox: With your new "forehead," you remind me of my beloved Tilapia.
Hoshi: One of your wives.
Phlox: No, the fish I had for dinner last night.


Third Image:

Noxious emmissions indeed...
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Archer: What do you see in there?
T'Pol: I see London, I see France, I see Kirk in his underpants.
Archer: Very funny T'Pol.
T'Pol: Captain, Vulcans do not engage in humor. He turned around, dropped his pants, bent over and raised his middle finger. He says nobody will ever remember who you were once he is captain of the Enterprise.
Hoshi: Can we have this on the viewer?
Archer: Tell him we had four seasons to his three.
T'Pol: He says maybe so, but his cannon is bigger than your cannon.
Hoshi: Can we please have this on the viewer?
Archer: Tell him he can discuss his big cannon with Mr. Sulu.
T'Pol: He says @$%#ing Daniels!


Photoshop Award:
With an honorable mention to Atavachron's hilarious Mirrorverse cap, this week's PS award goes to the adroit feauxtographic hijinx of Nerys Myk:

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Next Week on a very special Enterprise.


Multicap Award:

And welcoming into the pantheon of winners is the newly-laureled Quagmire58. Congratulations and good laughs!

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Hoshi: This Coffee is cold, can you show me how to warm it up in this microwave?


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Phlox: There now that wasn't so hard. Now let's move on to the pelvic ridges.


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Archer thinking: We have a ship that will travel though the Universe, and she is playing with a Viewmaster.



Congratulations to all our winners!

Your Prize:

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The Trek & Roll Stadium Rockers Kit!



This week's contest is Game On in the sweaty heat of the Forge:

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Get in there! :techman::vulcan::bolian:
 
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Trip: No no, Travis. You'll be holding onto my train.

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Next week on Mythbusters: Adam and Jaimie do the biggest Mentos/Diet Coke experiment in Federation history!
 
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Richard Simmons' new backup dancers have arrived.

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Archer really wished there was a refrigerator to hide in right about now.
 
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"Hi. We're Trip Tucker and Travis Mayweather.

This is JACKASS...and this is the 'BALL STUFFER STUNT!' "


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ARCHER:"Heroin Cyclone!

Everyone...get down...and start twitching!!!"
 
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They're looking awfully smug for being the first two people ever robbed over the intercom.

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``I leave the kids alone for ten minutes and this is what happens? This is exactly why we can't have nice things!''
 
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PUT YO HANDS IN THE AIR...

AND WAVE 'EM LIKE B&B THINK THE CONTINUITY DON'T CARE!!



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Jonathan Archer's last moments alive were somewhat comforted by the knowledge his body would be found years later smothered underneath the largest heap of pixie-stik sugar ever seen.
 
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Archer always felt like the father of a teenager whenever he told Travis to park the shuttlepod.
 
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Trip: "Yay! We got mentioned in the new movie!"

Mayweather: "Good for us!"


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Archer: "Rosie O'Donnel- A servant of Morgoth. This foe is beyond any of you... RUN!"
 
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TRIP: "Great news, Captain! Hoshi's gettin' the breast implants!!"

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"There's CGI in them thar hills!"
 
Thanks for the win!

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The weekly Enterprise stinkiest armpit contest.

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Meanwhile on Tattoine....

Archer: I've got a bad feeling about this... Damn, I should've gone Tashi Station with T'Pol to pick up those power converters!
 
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Trip: Woohoo! We have arrived!
T'Pol: Your attempts to distract our attention away from Mr Mayweather's spindly ankles has failed. He looks quite structurally unsound.
Mayweather: What the damn, Trip?!


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Thank heavens for my superfluous inner foreskin!
 
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TRIP: Congratulate us! We totally kicked the Ferengi's ass in basketball.

MAYWEATHER: Score would have been higher if not for that continuity violation call.
 
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TRIP:"Make way for the winner, fellas! Stand back...give me the respect I deserve!"

TRAVIS:"And me too...don't forget the convenient black dude who helped him make most of his shots!"

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"BROWN SUGAR.

How come it slides so fast?"
 
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"Shhhhh! Be quiet, Travis!

Stay still and I'll distract the Invisible Cop so we can get outta here!"
 
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