Navaar: The weird thing is - he was already this way when I came in.
When Starfleet cuts fitness trainers from the budget...
Caption Contest 11: Bound and Gagged
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Navaar: The weird thing is - he was already this way when I came in.
When Starfleet cuts fitness trainers from the budget...
Archer (thinking): How does it go already? "My mind to your mind..." Controol... "Archer is sexy. Archer is irresistible. I want Archer. I want to be his sex slave and lick him all the way down to his toes."
Malcolm (thinking): I hope he never realizes we're standing on different gravity plates.
Dominic Keating (thinking): Oh, don't overdo it, Anthony. You have the same balsa wood props as I do.
BAKULA: What? We were just running our lines!
^^ Almost wet my panties laughing! ^^
Archer: What? Haven't you ever heard of female ejeculation?
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NAVAAR:"Go get your own.
This doughy, whiny hunk of easily-beaten-up man is mine."
"FEEL the burn, Travis...
FEEL IT...
Like you felt the searing pain of Gannon breaking up with you before we left Earth on our mission."
ARCHER:"Is...
Is that...
Is that a KICK ME sign on Hoshi's back?!"
ARCHER:"Avoid Admiral Cooleddie over there.
Guy will wear YOU out."
TRAVIS:"Damn ginseng extract!
The manufacturers lied!!"
Archer: Did Hoshi just roll her eyes at me?
Navaar: She's got a condition. It's called being a total bitch.
Guy on Treadmill: My heart will go on
Guy on Ball: Splat splat splat splat splat
Travis: Bllluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrghhhh!
Reed: Note to self, get up an hour earlier.
ARCHER:"Tell the restauraunt that Miss Navaar here has a legitimate grievance against the company!
Aldebaraan shellmouth platter ISN'T supposed to turn someone green!"
BALD GUY:"Great.
My workout time gets scheduled at the same time as Limey Boy's and the Great Brown Virgin's."
Orion Slave Girl: Captain Archer, is that a Phase Pistol in your uniform or are you happy to see me?
Mayweather: OUCH! I think I just tore my asshole.
Reed: You could've at least waited for me to do it for you.
ARCHER:"Odd.
I could have SWORN that Hoshi didn't have a black velvet Elvis painting hanging there before."
TRAVIS:"YOW!!!!!!!
I think I just blew my innie into an outie!!"
MALCOLM:"TOLD you not to bloody eat Mexican before working out."
ARCHER:"Funny.
I don't remember hanging lace curtains over there."
ARCHER:"GET YOUR OWN!!!
Besides...this one's got two vaginas. One for pitching. The other for catching."
Archer: Ensign Mayweather, when you said you wanted Phlox to perform a sex reassignment on you. I didn't know that included changing your species as well.
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Archer: Um... there's an extra penis here. Is that right?
Orion: Two for the price of one, skipper.
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