caption breach, judgement, horizon , cogenitor

[cooleddie74]

"So...mom tells me you have even less to do on Enterprise than you did on our ship.

Tough break, bro.

Ever considered doctor-assisted suicide?"

"NO.

No, Mister Tucker. This isn't an old Robin Williams artifact from your home planet."

"Hi. I'm TV's Connor Trinneer.

Sex in space might seem all fun and cool, but on Earth you can still get some pretty nasty diseases from people who DON'T have green skin or big bony bumps on their heads.

So wrap those things up tight, kiddies!"

 

[Pensive]

cooleddie74 said:

"Hi. I'm TV's Connor Trinneer.

Sex in space might seem all fun and cool, but on Earth you can still get some pretty nasty diseases from people who DON'T have green skin or big bony bumps on their heads.

So wrap those things up tight, kiddies!"

BAHAAHAHAAAAA

 

[cooleddie74]

^
I think I might just have scored this week's Winner or runner-up.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Now that you bring it up, Captain Archer, I'm not sure I know what those blue control-thingys back there on the wall are for, either."

 

[Nebusj]

And thank you for an honorable mention, by the way.

``I just want you to know how jealous everyone else on the Enterprise was that I'd get to spend time alone with Joe Isuzu.''

``Mike? Sully? They left for that little Himalayan village. Want a yak milk popscile?''

``Look, I've been your stunt double for like four years and I haven't had one good scene yet!''
``Yeah, well, join the club.''

``Betcha can't eat just one -- and that's not a problem!''

``Hi. I'm Trip Tucker, and I bet you're wondering how I was able to slide the fingernail all the way up the length of my thumb without reducing myself to a quivering mass of extraordinary pain. Well, I couldn't. Two seconds after this message is over I'm going to let out a scream so loud it will throw this starship out of warp. Thank you.''

 

[Pensive]

cooleddie74 said:
^
I think I might just have scored this week's Winner or runner-up.

If it was up to me, the contest would have ended right there

 

[M'Sharak]

Jurasik? Pah! He's just jealous because I made him look good.

 

[Nerys Myk]

"Well, I can't explain it Captain Archer, but somehow my Mother was reincarnated as this ship."

 

[cooleddie74]

"I'm not sure where it was built or how old it is, Captain...but this pod had less than 500 light years on the odometer and I would have been a FOOL to turn down a deal like this!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Damn Regulan cat.

Little bastard's been messing up my floor for a week now."

 

[M'Sharak]

Nerys Myk said:

"Well, I can't explain it Captain Archer, but somehow my Mother was reincarnated as this ship."

Sounds like Ann Sothern?

 

[cooleddie74]

"I don't know what's wrong with it, but when I push down on the blue foor pedal and then push this lever towards the viewport...the damn thing stalls.

And in case you were wondering...NO. I don't have AAA."

 

[Alyssa]

LOL

 

[cooleddie74]

"If ya think Cooleddie's other captions are wacky and tasteless, wait'll you fellas and ladies see what he has planned for the NEXT contest!

Here's a heads-up warnin': expect to throw up a little."

 

[Kegek]

NEXT WEEK ON STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE!

Captain Archer must join forces with a quirky alien and travel back in time!

Once there, he goes mad and becomes a caveman!

Can Phlox's secret tribble lover cure him of temporal psychosis?

Will anyone care that Travis has been replaced by a fake?

Tucker: It'll be a corker! Don't miss it!

 

[cooleddie74]

"Best buckle up, Captain Archer. When I put this son-of-a-bitch into third, you'll swear you left your posterior a million kilometers behind you!"

Tonight on STAR TREK:ENTERPRISE...the centuries-old mystery of the Abominable Redshirt is finally solved!

"This is the last tribble in my menagerie, Captain. On the bright side, it got hold of some of Mister Tucker's catfish and pie this morning so we'll be needing an additional cargo bay before lunchtime on Thursday."

"Tell me I look like Todd Bridges again, little bro'...and I'll rob a convenience store and blame it on YOUR ass!"

"Remember, kids...

If you're going to score Vulcan tail, wear a helmet on your spaceman!"