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[pookha]

last weeks winner of the idic of time and space..

Nerys Myk said:

REED: "Does this jumpsuit make my bum look big?"

CREWWOMAN: Sir. the Hubble telescope couldn't make your bum look big."

and honorable mentions


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Evalyn said:

Trip (to self): Dang they're making these teleprompters smaller every show. Why can't they
have bifocals in the 23rd century?

Reed (to self): Was it my line next? Maybe if I just look busy no one will notice.

Travis (to self): Still nothing to say. Maybe if I just scroll down a bit ... nope. Still no lines.

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Nebusj said:

Archer adjusts to the discovery that he's a Muppet by trying to converse with his puppeteer.

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jonnyskywatcher said:

After reading the script for "These are the Voyages," Trip needed some comfort food.

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HopefulRomantic said:
A post I spotted from the last caption thread seemed to fit...

JiNX-01 said:
Welcome to the Really Big Club of People Who Foolishly Looked Up "Dirty Sanchez".

 

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[Nerys Myk]

SCOTT: Bruce Boxlightner and Billy Mumy!!! Man you've worked with the greats! I got stuck with Dean Stockwell.

Archer didn't like the way his new cellmate was looking at him and decided to prove he was no ones "bitch"

Geez Travis, could you shut up for a second and let me get a word in edge wise!!!

PHLOX: How do you put it back in the container?

Charles "Fonzie" Fonzarelli III. "AAAAAYYYYYYE"

 

[JiNX-01]

I really have to start cleaning out that refrigerator more often.


ETA:

,pookha!!

 

[cooleddie74]

"Ahhhh, CRAP.

I think I just flooded the damn thing."

"Are...are you...

Are you BIGFOOT?!?!?"

"What you talkin' 'bout, Travis?"

(*Studio audience roars in laughter*)

"I apologize for grossing you out, Captain. I, eh...maintain the old Denobulan tradition of keeping my old pubic hairs in a container...for old time's sake. As you can see...I'm QUITE the hairy little mother fucker, aren't I?"

"D'ja see the size of Phlox's pube ball back there?

Ick. Looks like somethin' you'd pull out of a shower drain at a gorilla zoo."[/b]

 

[M'Sharak]

"Damn it!"
"What -- is something wrong?"
"Aaaaah, no -- just missed my off-ramp. Fucking GPS!"

What do you mean, they don't deliver out here?

Wakey, wakey!

 

[pookha]

JiNX-01 said:

ETA:

,pookha!!

thanks jinx



survived a half century

Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry
When I take you out in the surrey
When I take you out in the surrey
With the fringe on top

 

[Nerys Myk]

Ok, I think I've got the hang of driving stick shift.

 

[Alyssa]

[image]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v365/pookha/acaptionbreachtribble.jpg[/image]

Phlox: Well commander time for your sponge bath!

 

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[image]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v365/pookha/acaptionhorizontrip.jpg[/image]

Trip: can you believe Phlox actually thought i'd stick around for that sponge bath! HA

 

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Alyssa said:

Phlox: Well commander time for your sponge bath!

Trip: can you believe Phlox actually thought i'd stick around for that sponge bath! HA

Picking up the images...

 

[Alyssa]

Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Michael]

Doctor Phlox preferred his tribbles cooked and spiced with Denobulan pepper.

 

[Samurai8472]

Nerys Myk said:

trip-looks like its time for me to leap

archer- me too!

 

[M'Sharak]

pookha said:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v365/pookha/acaptioncogenitor.jpg


Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry
When I take you out in the surrey
When I take you out in the surrey
With the fringe on top

Strange. He doesn't look like Mel Tormé.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Hey...Captain's 20th century scientist ancestor...whaddya think of your descendant's job so far and his cool-ass starship?"

"Solid."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Where was I on the night Doctor Kimble at the Interspecies Medical Exchange found his wife dead?

Why...doing security for a pharmaceutical firm on Orion. Why do you ask?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Archer decided prison might not be so bad.

 

[cooleddie74]

"I once removed this object from Commander Tucker's rectum using an enema hose and a hammer."

 

[jonnyskywatcher]

It's got nothing to do with Starfleet; it has to do with you having almost no lines.

For some reason, everyone fled when Phlox mentioned "sex toy."

Except for Trip.