Captain Contest - Captain Beverly Crusher

[Frontier]

Thought this photo would be ripe for a caption contest.

The fellow is director Winrich Kolbe.

My caption...

McFadden: "What the hell are you doing on my bridge?"
Kolbe: "Ha-ha, Gates. Now come on, we have to shoot the next scene."
McFadden: "Captain Crusher to Security - report to the Bridge."

 

[Vasquez Rocks]

Kolbe: "Gates, umm...I hope you don't get too angry, but we're cutting your scenes. Now before you say anything I just talked to Rick and he told me that you have a nice big part in the upcoming feature film."

 

[cooleddie74]

GATES:"Fine, Win...

But if Patrick upstages me with his glue-on beard again I quit!!"

 

[JB2005]

Gates tried desperately not to stare at the bulge of the directors...equipment

 

[Gil T.Azell]

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McFadden: I'm the captain and I can pout if I wanna.

-or-

Kolbe: No, Gates. The makeup doesn't make you look old. Your natural wrinkles do.

 

[Bones2]

Gates: "So, how do you cope with having a head growing out of your back?"
Winrich: "I wear this massive codpiece to direct attention away from it."