CapCon 81: Is this Thing On?

[CorporalCaptain]

Trip: Doc, my arm fell off.

Phlox: By chance, is anything else getting ready to fall off as well? (checks scanner) My, we have been busy!

 

[boco]

Archer: That is the last time I'll met Porthos play with a klingon targ. He gave us the klingon targ fleas

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Trip: So, you're saying it won't grow back?

 

[LeadHead]

Phlox: This is treatable, but not on your insurance.

 

[Gepard]

REED: "A planet of Van Goghs. Who would have thought?"

PHLOX: "According to Doctor Zoidberg's Guide to the Human Anatomy, your arm is fine!"

PHLOX: "The good news is, your carpel tunnel has cleared up."

 

[Starpaul20]

Trip: Hey, Doc, watch where you... *lightsaber activates* point that thing.