
Klingon Commander: "Why, thank you Grargh. Not only did you remember my birthday, but you got me a stress relief pink squeezy doll!"

The Vulcan/Klingon remake of Enter the Dragon was doomed from the beginning.

Little did Trip realize that T'Pol hitting him with a lead pipe was yet another part of the Vulcan accupressure technique....

Trip: "Trust me, kid. There ain't no way they'll ever let a kid who ain't old enough to drink pilot a starship."