Hoshi thinking: Oh no, "Poker Face" wants a chat. If I stick my finger in my ear and keep my eyes on my mobbie she may get the hint and sod off!"
Cap Con 76: Canon to the left of Me...
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Hoshi thinking: Oh no, "Poker Face" wants a chat. If I stick my finger in my ear and keep my eyes on my mobbie she may get the hint and sod off!"
Reed: I'll have to report this to Admiral Forrest! Your dog is leaving his poop all over the ship, for anyone to slip..
Archer: I apologize.. (to himself): good boy,Porthos,with his english accent he deserved it!
Hoshi: One moment, please. Checking....mmm, nope. My give-a-damn is still busted.
T'Pol: ..I do not understand.
Archer: "Two laser blasts, one shot from a Klingon disruptor and Cook's Friday Surprise and he just up and dies on me. WHY?!? WHY, GOD, WHY?!?"
Hoshi: "I'm sorry, the starship you are trying to reach is out of service or temporarily disconnected. If you feel you have reached this message in error please feel free to try your number again."
T'Pol: "Do you answer every communique that way?"
Hoshi: "Pretty much."
Rom #1: Y'know, sneaking up on people like that would be a lot easier if we had cloaking devices.
Rom #2: Shut up, it'll work.
Rom #2: "See, its like target practice!"
Rom#1: "I still think cloaking devices-"
Rom#2: "Would you shut up about the cloaking devices already?!?"
Archer: What is it?
Reed: The Romulans worst weapon yet, Space Poop.
Hoshi: They're asking if we want fries with that...
Enterprise realized it had worn out its welcome at the Klingon Homeworld when they got so annoyed they turned to Romulans to get them to leave.
Archer: I was pulling your leg.
Reed: Please don't do that while there's a metal pole sticking out of it.
Archer: "The device has extended a long, rigid probe and is attempting to penetrate Lieutenant Reed with it! I don't know if that means the device is hostile or just overly amorous!"
Archer: "Jolan Tru, bitches!"
Enterprise warps off
T'Pol: Can you decode the transmission?
Hoshi: Yes, but... Hmmmm.
T'Pol: What is it?
Hoshi: I'm not sure if they're trolling or just stupid.
This one is done, take your canon and go to the next contest
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