Cap Con 75: Up On Carbon Creek

[boco]

Mestral: Oh, Look T'Mir, look! The Road Runner! Beep Beep!
T'Mir: What is your current IQ?
Mestral: 258
T'Mir: Before we landed it was 431
Mestral: What are you trying to... Oh look, this one you'd like: "I thought I saw a puddy tat..."

 

[Smellincoffee]

Vulcan: "Report."

T'Mir: "Negative, sir. We've searched all over Blueberry Hill and found no sign of Captain T'Hrill."

Mestral, mouthing quietly: "..and his young brother, the irrrepressible Ricky, played by Ricky Nelson. Here they are, America's favorite family -- "
T'Mir: I truly wish you would stop doing that.

Mestral: I fail to understand why I am forced to dress outside in the open air while you remain inside the tent. We are Vulcan. Physical modesty is not a concern of ours.
(beat)
You gotta lotta 'splain' to dooooo!
T'Mir: *sigh*

 

[huskers57]

Mestral thought it best to leave T'Mir alone when he saw her pull out the 'Farmer Bob' doll.

 

[boco]

What the vulcans didn't know is that the old lady from the second floor that was looking at the window died at 5 min after seeing a bifurcated woody

 

[ChristopherPike]

(thinking)

"Excellent. This Earth female has mercury fillings!

Seduce enough such women and I'll be able to replenish all the temperature gauges aboard our starship."

 

[ChristopherPike]

T'Mir: "Apparently that device is known as The Idiot Box."

Buffalo Bob: "Say kids, what time is it?"

IT'S HOWDY DOODY TIME

Mestral: "Sshhh. This is my favourite bit."

♫ It's howdy doody time. ♫
♫ It's howdy doody time. ♫

Mestral: "Come on. Join in."

T'Mir: "I do believe that you have gone native."

Mestral: "Have not."

T'Mir: "I told you I'm not joining in."

 

[ChristopherPike]

TV voice: ## "Good Night, and Good Luck." ##

Mestral: "Humans make so many enemies and so few friends it seems.

Not respecting the rights of people of different colours around them. While both remain under threat of annilhilation from others in the East, who are apparently red and yellow."

 

[Kotik]

T'Mir: This privacy screen has severe opacity deficits
Mestral: Agreed, but I was informed it was vital for something called 'the ratings'

 

[NathanielM]

Silik: You must tell us where Captain Archer is or suffer the consequences!
T'pol: This is the 47th time you have asked me that, I'm telling you I don't know.
Reed (muttering): Geez, when they boarded us I didn't expect a spanish inquisi--

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION![/QUOTE]

LOL!!!!!!! GOOD ONE!!!! ROFL!!!

 

[NathanielM]

Silik: You must tell us where Captain Archer is or suffer the consequences!
T'pol: This is the 47th time you have asked me that, I'm telling you I don't know.
Reed (muttering): Geez, when they boarded us I didn't expect a spanish inquisi--

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

CONFESS!

CONFESS!

Very well.

You have withstood the comfy chair.

CARDINAL!

Fetch... THE CUSHIONS.


[/QUOTE]

LOL!!!!! GOOD ONE!!!!

ROFL!!!

 

[Son of Quark]

TV voice: ## "Good Night, and Good Luck." ##

Mestral: "Humans make so many enemies and so few friends it seems.

Not respecting the rights of people of different colours around them. While both remain under threat of annilhilation from others in the East, who are apparently red and yellow."

Made my day. That is hillarious! Best laugh I've had in a while.