Cap Con 74: State of Shock II: The Quickening

[Crazy Eddie]

Silik: You must tell us where Captain Archer is or suffer the consequences!
T'pol: This is the 47th time you have asked me that, I'm telling you I don't know.
Reed (muttering): Geez, when they boarded us I didn't expect a spanish inquisi--

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

 

[ChristopherPike]

CONFESS!

CONFESS!

Very well.

You have withstood the comfy chair.

CARDINAL!

Fetch... THE CUSHIONS.

 

[boco]

Silik: Where 's your BOURBON???

 

[boco]

Silik: I hate REED alert!

 

[ChristopherPike]

Daniels: "What did I tell you NOT to do?"

(snatches book away)

Archer: "Somebody's already beaten me to it.

The last few pages have been ripped out..."

 

[boco]

Daniels: Sorry, captain, i've searched every where, there's no book on water polo left

 

[boco]

Silik: You like it when I do this, don't you?

 

[JiNX-01]

Xindi: You like it when I do this, don't you?

Hi, boco. Uh, he's not Xindi. He's Suliban and his name is Silik.

 

[boco]

Archer: Oh,look,andorin cartoons..cool
Daniels: Wait till you see the betazoid porn..

 

[Mistral]

Silik: "Cake or death?!?"

Reed: "Well, given the choice, I'll take the cake."

Silik: "Damn!"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Silik: "Oh, by the way, does that Hoshi chick ever ask about me?"

 

[boco]

Silik: How about a suliban "neuropressure" session with us?

 

[Nerys Myk]

This one is done and here's the next one