Cap Con 71: A Horse With No Name

[NXOner]

ARCHER: You know Trip, I've never asked but ... I could have sworn you had no chest hair when we started ..

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER: Trust me, Trip...

you're not going to need the belt, either.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Archer: You brought the sunscreen, right?

Trip: "What sounds like bacon in a frying pan?"

 

[Vulpes]

Archer: "Trip, aren't you supposed to have nipples?"

Archer: "Trust me, Trip, now is NOT the time for a pole dance!"

Archer: "Are you sure?"
Trip: "Yup! It's sand all right!"

"Captain, I think we're lost. The course for the three-legged race didn't have a desert in it."

 

[Aquarius]

ARCHER: I think someone just tried to stuff money under my waistband...