Cap Con 69: I've Been Slimed!

[cooleddie74]

T'POL: Do not feel embarrassed, Captain.

From what I have studied of human male sexuality, this sort of thing happens from time to time.

 

[LeadHead]

Trip: I boosted this from the "Oasis" ship.

Archer: Thanks for making me watch a real sport for a change.

Archer: The first person to say "Hang in there!" gets demoted.

Linda Park got headaches trying to understand the script for her episode of House.

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER: From what T'Pol tells me...the credibility of this episode's plot is about...oh...

YAY big.

ARCHER: Here's to friendship.

TRIP: And keeping the secret about that cucumber accident.

(*CLINK*)

ARCHER: Funny.

She never got me THIS aroused before.

TYLENOL 5000

For those deep-down headaches not even nanoprobes can cure.

 

[LeadHead]

Bakula invited the cast over to watch the season premiere of Men of a Certain Age, but only Trinneer showed up.

 

[cooleddie74]

I'm glad you decided to join me, Trip.

I hope you end up liking this program. I certainly love watching it.


It's called "FACES OF DEATH."

 

[Guartho]

It's positive? Are you sure? Couldn't it be a false alarm?

I'm glad you've come to terms with it Cap'n. Here's to little Johnny Junior. How's Hoshi taking it?

I swear to God, if she's about to give me another lecture on logical consequences of unprotected sex my head's going to explode.

 

[cooleddie74]

T'POL: Gesundheit, sir.

ARCHER(sniffling): T-thanks.

 

[LeadHead]

Archer: Okay, so negotiating with the Giant Space Spider didn't work. What's Plan B?

 

[Schistocerca]

It was at that point he realised he was no longer holding his monocle

 

[Captain Crow]

Archer: Missed it by that much.

 

[Skywalker]

Archer: "Yes, it's this small, and yes, that's why I'm such a cranky bastard!"

 

[Captain Crow]

Archer impressed no one with his lame "Invisible Cigar" routine.

 

[Mistral]

"Is it ok to say 'Oh boy!' now?"

 

[Hopeful Romantic]

Bakula: "Here's to the original series."
Director (O.S.): "CUT! It's 'the next generation', Scott."
Bakula: "But what do they have to do with our show?"

It was at that point he realised he was no longer holding his monocle

I love these!

 

[cooleddie74]

PABST BLUE RIBBON...

Even in the 22nd century it's finding ways to suck.

In spite of all the teasing, Captain Archer was satisfied with his penis size.

 

[TiberiusMaximus]

Hoshi: My head...ow...my head...
T'Pol: Ensign, is something wrong?
Archer, OS: She's been trying to understand the Temporal Cold War.

 

[Schistocerca]

Bakula: "Here's to the original series."
Director (O.S.): "CUT! It's 'the next generation', Scott."
Bakula: "But what do they have to do with our show?"

It was at that point he realised he was no longer holding his monocle

I love these!

Thank you HopefulRomantic

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER: I hope you like this, Trip.

It's a bottle of 2095 Kentucky bourbon that my dad once owned.


He shoplifted it from some old ABC store before I was born.

Scott Bakula's interest in the finale script was all too evident to the show's production staff.

 

[Nerys Myk]

This one is done. Grab a moist towelette and procede to the next contest.