Cap Con 67: (What's the Story) Morning Glory?

[Nerys Myk]

But first the winners!

Mad Ave Deprav Award

The campaign for Calvin Klein's new after shave "Desperation" was a big flop.

Is That Canon? Award

A second later, T'Pol demonstrated the Vulcan Neck Snap.

Which Rule Was That? Award

Far-Right Ferengi: What does he mean, "destruction of the urban bourgeoisie?"

Ferengi Money Meld Award

Ferengi: "Your wallet to my wallet. Your profits to mine. Our accounts are merging."

Your Prize

 

[Nerys Myk]

And now, this contest's pics:

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Odo: Dammit! Those ferengi! Where are they?? The sure as hell aren't in this timezone.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

"Hey, lady, my eyes are up here!"

 

[LeadHead]

Renee Walker: This is the most boring undercover assignment I've ever done.

T'Pol: I'm sorry, I was looking for the plot, have you seen it?

Shilat: DS9's "Shadowplay."

Trip: You know, they invented USB a hundred years ago now.

Trip: Have you heard of Vulcan Neuropressure?

 

[Schistocerca]

Girl: What's that smell?
Trip: It's Calvin Klein's "Desperation".
Girl: Oh....hay I just remembered I have this thing I have to be at.

(Thanks for the win)

 

[Schistocerca]

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...making you feel you need to meet the man in your life in secret.....

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Yes ladies, the all new instant inflatable Trip Tucker...the boyfriend you can take home to mother!

 

[LeadHead]

Paul Lewiston: Denny, why did you follow me to my family reunion?

 

[Mistral]

Girl: "This dancing thing is kinda cool. Especially after you unzipped your pants."

 

[Mistral]

"Well, there's the problem. They're not Energizers!"

 

[LeadHead]

I think this police line-up might not have been set up properly...

Shilat: I'm afraid we can't allow you to wander around here. I have to take you to Disneyland Jail, Now.

Trip finally stumbled upon Peter Griffin's secret Porn Storage location.

 

[Bob Karo]

Altaira: Do you think he suspects, father?

Dr. Morbius: He seems to have become more suspicious... wait, no... he's just passing gas.

 

[LeadHead]

JJ sent me to tell you that you're doing the lens flare thing wrong.

 

[Mjolnir]

So, this'll hold all my James Brown albums?

 

[Broccoli]

"Hey, who's the guy next to Odo? No, the dude to his right."

"Does it come with Angry Birds?"

"Your eye smells nice."

 

[star]

JJ sent me to tell you that you're doing the lens flare thing wrong.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Girl: "If you don't remove your hand from my ass, I'll show you something I learned from Jack Bauer and you'll never smile again."

 

[LeadHead]

Trip: So, that contains the personalities of your entire crew? Must have a lot of space left over.

 

[cooleddie74]

T'POL: There. I believe the insect has fled.

 

[cooleddie74]

TRIP: How in the hell does the Captain expect me to find a pair of AA's on this planet?!