Discussion in 'Star Trek: Enterprise' started by SFRabid, Aug 4, 2012.
Hoshi: "Watch and learn bitches"
Hoshi: "Ok, there's the new caption contest! So glad I could help!"
Through four series and twenty-six individual episodes, Vaughn Armstrong had never been so thrilled to be part of Star Trek.
Hoshi: Also, I can kill you with my brain.
love Vaughn; finally got some action.
HOSHI: Like Oh my god, T'Pol. You look totally awesome in that skirt! Blue is like your color.
Thanks for the win! And Welcome Aboard!
Forrest: I'm so glad I didn't become an Admiral...
Hoshi: Is that your phaser or are you just happy to see me.
Archer: Well, that IS a Phaser on my belt, but don't take that the wrong way...
Hoshi: And now, I shall take over the Mirror Universe!
Travis: You already did that! You took over this universe!
Hoshi: No, the Mirror Universe!
Travis: I'm confused...
I'LL RIP YOUR HEART OUT
Hey girlfriend I can decapitate you with my teeth
Evryone who hasn't slept with me look to the left
Hoshi: "I checked my appointments, and I have a very busy day today. Death, death, death, death, death, tea, death, death, death, ..."
Sato: And now it's time for mandatory Electric Slide lessons.
Mayweather (whining): Do I have to?
Hoshi - "If you think I'm wearing the same tacky outfit as T'Pol, then you're even crazier than i thought..."
"Wait (checks PADD), looks like tea was cancelled. I've got room for one more death. Who volunteers?"
"OK...now it's cake. Or death"
T'pol (off-screen) "Is it chocolate and vegan?"
Director (o.s.): Okay, Empress, we'll just be shooting Take 140 of your inaugural speech, in 5...4...3...
Hoshi (thinking): If he doesn't finish this damned commercial in 1 minute I will execute him with his own clipboard.
I am Empress Hoshi, queen of all I survey!
Manipulator of men! Destroyer of worlds! With a mere snap of my finger, I can...
Damn, I'm bored. How long have I been up here, anyway?
Anyone else want to run this thing?
I could give it a whirl.
Hmm, it appears SFRabid took the pictures and went home.
Thank goodness! A champion has emerged from the mists to steer this shipwreck back from the rocks into deep water once more! *hearty applause*
By all means, Binks, pick a few winners (I guess we can all visualize the ex-screencaps, unless you want to be industrious and fetch them from Trekcore) and get this shindig up and running again! After three months, I think we're all sick of Empress Hoshi. Which is a pretty neat trick.
I can tell from context what some of the images were, but not all of them, so I might just say everyone's a winner after having to wait this long.
I think I'm going to go back to our episode-by-episode contest pattern. This one jumped way ahead to IAMD, while I believe the previous contest was for "Singularity."
Just give me a bit to come up with some screencaps. I've never run a caption contest before, so this should be...interesting.
We could do a reverse contest with this thread - guess the image from the caption.
Do a search for the previous caption contests and you'll get the general idea pretty quick. But really, anything is better than "This image has been removed"
Or there's this.
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