Cap Com 83: In A Mirror Hoshi.

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New pictures for a new contest. The theme for this round: Hoshi through the dark mirror, also known as The Many Sides of Hoshi, or The Girl Next Door Grows Up And Takes Over The World, or Hoshi's Men, or ...

 

[SFRabid]

But first...er, second... the winners of the last contest!


Howdy, this is your guest winner-picker. And heeeere they are!

Eerily Prescient Award

Engineer: Commander, shouldn't we be fixing the warp reactor?

Trip: Priorities! I might someday sit in this chair!

Engineer: Only if the Captain's brain gets infested by Parasites and T'Pol resigns...

"Expendables" Award

Phlox: Relax, Mr Mayweather the Denobulan Science Institute just wanted some research data on how long extras can survive in a vacuum chamber.
Mayweather: But.. I've been in space. I'm the pilot.
Phlox: No worries, my friend. We have an extra who we can pay less to fly the ship and say nothing.

We're All Adults Here Award

Trip: All set Cap'n, the next time someone sits in the chair who isn't you, they'll get an electric shock in their butt.

Archer: Time for a test. T'Pol, you have the Bridge.

Naughty Name Game Award

Archer: "Think you're funny, don't you! I'd better not ever hear you refer to T'Pol and me as 'Tee-Pole and Tent-Pole' again!"

And for our winners--- your very own Dr. Phlox Away Team Action Figure with spare head! Squeeeeee! It was worth the wait, wasn't it?

Now, on with the show. Good luck, all!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Hoshi (holding knife behind back): "Hi, T'Pol! It's me, your BFF Hoshi! Could I see you in the corridor for a sec?"

 

[R. Star]

Archer: I'm gonna put the "Ho" in Hoshi!

It wouldn't be a mirror universe episode without a lesbian love scene or chick fight. The only thing missing is some massage oil.

Hoshi- A new day has dawned! Us extras have killed the main cast oppressors and won our freedom!
Mayweather- I-
Hoshi- Shut up, redshirts should be killed not heard.

 

[Quinton O'Connor]

HOSHI: "Hey, hey! You, you! I don't like your girlfriend!"

 

[jespah]

Hoshi: "Hi, T-Pol! It's me, your BFF Hoshi! Could I see you in the corridor for a sec?"

T'Pol (offscreen): "I'm not coming out unless it's for a threesome with Hamboyan!"

Hamboyan: "YES!!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

HOSHI: The guy checking out my ass....kill him!

 

[TiberiusMaximus]

HOSHI: The guy checking out my ass....kill him!

TRAVIS: *kills every man on the bridge*

 

[lurok]

"Take Berman and Braga to the pain booths...and leave them there"

 

[Hopeful Romantic]

The wait is over. Last month's-- uh, last season's winners

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Archer: I'm gonna put the "Ho" in Hoshi!

That's Forrest, not Archer.

 

[R. Star]

Archer: I'm gonna put the "Ho" in Hoshi!

That's Forrest, not Archer.

Oh oops. I wasn't looking at that half of the picture?

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Hoshi: "You've got another mustard stain on your uniform! Look at it! Look at it!"
Forrest (terrified): "No! No! You're going to flick my nose again! I know you are!"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Hoshi: Look, you crazy old man, I know my sales tactics are a tad aggressive but I'm paying my own way through Starfleet Academy and I need the work. Now are you going to renew your subscription to Popular Starfleet Mechanics or aren't you?

 

[Nerys Myk]

HOSHI: Sato to Mayweather....looks like I killed another one. See if you can find someone with more stamina and less mileage.

 

[jespah]

Forrest - I like the new crew uniform you're modeling, but I'm not so sure I've got the right butt for one, Hoshi.

 

[Gaith]

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"I don't care if it's not a security priority - I want fans to speculate at length as to what I smell like, and which of Gaith's shirts I'm liable to wear. So, order Phlox to give me some elfin ear-tips, dammit!"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Hoshi: You know, club soda will get that stain right out.

 

[Nerys Myk]

HOSHI:A pledge pin! On your uniform?

 

[boco]

Hoshi: I KNOW what you did last summer!