Can Data FART?

[Rico]

I would have to say yes!

 

[RobertScorpio]

The more I think about it, he probably can. Just no noise. Or a slight swishing sound

 

[scottydog]

The more I think about it, he probably can. Just no noise. Or a slight swishing sound

It scares me that you've given this any thought at all. Of course Data can fart. He is fully functional.

 

[ITL]

I reckon he can fart in tune. Gilbert and Sullivan via the gift of the pump - genius! Just imagine him playing "I am the very model of a modern major general".

Go on. Imagine it.

You thought it. You can't unthink it!

 

[RobertScorpio]

How about farting the William Tell overture

 

[cooleddie74]

I sure as hell HOPE he can't fart!

 

[Spider]

Considering Data could control, down to the molecular level, the actual content of his farts, could he light a fart that would be more powerful than a phaser blast?

 

[K-Star]

I reckon he can fart in tune. Gilbert and Sullivan via the gift of the pump - genius! Just imagine him playing "I am the very model of a modern major general".

Go on. Imagine it.

You thought it. You can't unthink it!

Gee, thanks alot for that mental image! I've been trying to learn how to sing that song recently!

 

[Kira Nerys]

 

[Sephiroth]

actually, he farts to the tune of the "hairspray" soundtrack

 

[RobertScorpio]

actually, he farts to the tune of the "hairspray" soundtrack

Huh..sounded like Copacabanna to me

 

[Aaron McGuire]

To quote Commander Uhura in TUC, "The thing's gotta have a tail pipe."

Aaron McGuire

 

[cooleddie74]

Data doesn't fart.

He artificially expels faux burrito odor from his fake skin pores.