Breaking news...West VA style

[SmoothieX]

Straight from the police blotter...

http://www.jacksonnewspapers.com/ne...rs-from-husband-and-his-friend-at-knife-point

Fairplain, W.Va. —
An unwanted sexual advance landed a Ripley woman in jail after she allegedly brandished a knife to get her “request” met.

Jackson County Sheriff’s Deputy R. Mellinger responded to a possible domestic dispute at the I-77 Motor Inn near Fairplain last Friday. Upon arriving, Mellinger met Danny R. William, James A. Watson and Melissa L. Williams; Danny and Melissa are estranged spouses who live four doors down from each other within the I-77 Motor Inn.

Mellinger stated he observed Melissa to be naked from the waist down, sitting in a living room chair, inside Danny’s apartment.

 

[sidious618]

She sounds like a really classy lady. I'm sure she'll make a lot of friends in prison.

 

[auntiehill]

How badly do you have to smell that some guy won't have sex with you--even at knife point?

 

[tharpdevenport]

Goes right into my Women I Will Not EVER Have Sex With file.

 

[farmkid]

How badly do you have to smell that some guy won't have sex with you--even at knife point?

Maybe what she wanted involved his nose being a little closer to the offending odor.

 

[Tora Ziyal]

(Not) Dr. Watson, I presume?

They sound like a charming threesome. I'm glad the police took the woman as seriously as they would a man wielding a knife under similar circumstances.

 

[sidious618]

How badly do you have to smell that some guy won't have sex with you--even at knife point?

?

There are plenty of women I wouldn't have sex with even if they didn't have a knife pointed at me.

 

[sojourner]

Only the best people live in motels.

 

[TheBrew]

Goes right into my Women I Will Not EVER Have Sex With file.

File must be getting pretty big at this point.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Goes right into my Women I Will Not EVER Have Sex With file.

File must be getting pretty big at this point.

You know ... that might actually be a fun thread; would MODs permit it in Misc., or is that more of a TNZ? Though TNZ would abuse it.

 

[KimMH]

I say go for it - TNZ needs a little pick me up what with all teh drama . . .