Breaking news! Just invented word's lamest joke!

[Jayson]

Here it is.

Joke: Why did the sentence, bleed once a month?

punchline: It had a period.

Get it! Most senetences will end in periods. Periods are also women have once a month.


Jason

 

[sidious618]

 

[RoJoHen]

Now if you could only explain why the joke has a comma....

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Indeed. And nice joke, Jayson. Keep them coming...

 

[Jayson]

Well here is another.

joke: Why did the train stop working in the early 80's?

punchline: It can only run on a 8-Track!


Jason


Jason

 

[wamdue]

Get it! Most senetences will end in periods. Periods are also women have once a month.

no they dont they end with full stops

 

[ITL]

Get it! Most senetences will end in periods. Periods are also women have once a month.

no they dont they end with full stops

Now that's funny for at least two reasons. Probably more.

 

[wamdue]

Get it! Most senetences will end in periods. Periods are also women have once a month.

no they dont they end with full stops

Now that's funny for at least two reasons. Probably more.

the fact I didnt use one? and at least two other grammar errors im now spotting.

 

[Kirk's_Tights]

I cried.

I cried tears of wasted time.

 

[Mallory]

no they dont they end with full stops

Please don't tell me your sentences end in "full stops" rather than periods. Please?

 

[Angry Angel]

Breaking news! Just invented word's lamest joke!

You're not far from lamest thread either

 

[CorporalClegg]

Dare I say it: even Jayson has stooped to a new low.

 

[Kirk's_Tights]

How come Jayson signs his posts "Jason"? Why not Jayson?

 

[CorporalClegg]

Because the guy lives in his own universe? Sometimes things get lost in the trans-dimensional translation.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Borrowed from Bruce Chen:

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A "gummy" bear!

 

[hellsgate]

*groans*
~slaps forehead~

 

[tharpdevenport]

Knock Knock.

(who's there?)

Michael Jackson in

(Michael Jackson in who?)

Exactly.

 

[wamdue]

no they dont they end with full stops

Please don't tell me your sentences end in "full stops" rather than periods. Please?

as a Brit I have always wondered why in the US full stops are called periods.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

1) A women is looking in the mirror and say god i look fat and ugly
she asks the husband to give her a complemant to make her feel better.
The husband says "well your eyesight is spot on"

2)"Waiter, this coffee tastes like mud!"

"Yes, sir. It's fresh ground."

3) What did Luke Skywalker say when he took up equestrianism?

May the Horse be with you!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

A bartender, named Dick, has many regular customers whom he always serves their favorite drinks. One of these customers is a doctor, and Dick always has an almond daiquiri ready for him every day.

One day, shortly before the doctor's usual arrival time, Dick finds out he hasn't got any almonds. He doesn't have time to go get more, so he picks up a hickory nut and (thinking the doctor won't notice or care) makes a drink out of that.

So the doctor comes in and takes a swig of the resulting drink. Then he says:

"Is this an almond daiquiri, Dick?"

to which the barman replies,

"No, it's a hickory daiquiri, Doc."