Breaking News:Jayson to meet less sexy but more kinky girl!

[Jayson]

You know I sometimes seem to get just lucky enough to have things fall apart at the last minute but this time I think things might work out. SInce it seem my dream girl in the red car, has vansihed to never be seen again unless she notices me walking again and stops, I have moved on to the girl I mentioned before I was talking to on collarme! This girl is kind of different in that while she is into kinky stuff, she is bi-sexual and submissive. She is looking for a master or whatever you call it, which seems to not be me since I am usually the one who prefers to be submissive, or that is my theory, and it's only a theory because all I have is masturbation to base that theory on.

Still she at least is intrested in me, so I got that going on. She does have a trache and can't talk right now, so i'm not sure how that will work out but I think we will meet soon and see if we have a connection. Which I hope, does work out because I have run out of girls who are sort of into me, since all the other girls on the websites I go to haven't written back and responded to my emails!

Jason

 

[Aurian]

..oh. Good luck with that.

 

[Jono]

Do you mean this dream girl?

Thing is I can't even recall what the girl looks like in great detail, other than I thought she looked cute.

Jason

Apart from online and random people you run into while walking where else do you go to meet women?

 

[splodenode]

will she let you in the back door?

 

[SalvorHardin]

Is it too late to incorporate incest and some buttseks in the story ?
I hope not.

 

[Geckothan]

This girl is kind of different in that while she is into kinky stuff, she is bi-sexual and submissive. She is looking for a master or whatever you call it, which seems to not be me since I am usually the one who prefers to be submissive, or that is my theory, and it's only a theory because all I have is masturbation to base that theory on.

Who cares if you don't want to be her "master", you should still totally take advantage of this. Imagine all the wild things you could do with/to her that 99% of women wouldn't even consider letting you do.

 

[tharpdevenport]

I recall a MOD saying just a week ago that Misc. wasn't a diary for member's lives. We sure have had a lot of Jayson and sex threads...

 

[Aurian]

Sex? Then that's not diary threads. That's pure fiction.

 

[Angry Angel]

She does have a trache and can't talk right now, so i'm not sure how that will work out

I'm sure you'll be able to bend that into an extra opportunity ... somehow ... eh ... never mind.

 

[Judas Ascendant]

Beauty fades, kinky lasts a lifetime.

 

[Jayson]

I recall a MOD saying just a week ago that Misc. wasn't a diary for member's lives. We sure have had a lot of Jayson and sex threads...

These are teaching manuels, that will hopefull show my fellow virgins what to do when trying to woo women. The overiding goals is to never give up and don't have many standards!

Jason

 

[Gryffindorian]

Fah, get a blog.

 

[Chekov's Phaser]

I recall a MOD saying just a week ago that Misc. wasn't a diary for member's lives. We sure have had a lot of Jayson and sex threads...

These are teaching manuels, that will hopefull show my fellow virgins what to do when trying to woo women. The overiding goals is to never give up and don't have many standards!

Jason

Jayson, your threads make me laugh, but your advice should be taken as what not to do.

 

[sidious618]

Fah, get a blog.

Oh, please, Jayson's posts are ten times more entertaining than almost anyone else's in Misc.

 

[Jayson]

This girl is kind of different in that while she is into kinky stuff, she is bi-sexual and submissive. She is looking for a master or whatever you call it, which seems to not be me since I am usually the one who prefers to be submissive, or that is my theory, and it's only a theory because all I have is masturbation to base that theory on.

Who cares if you don't want to be her "master", you should still totally take advantage of this. Imagine all the wild things you could do with/to her that 99% of women wouldn't even consider letting you do.

MAybe but I will proaby bee embassed to ask for some of the things. I am pretty shy around girls so I am not sure if this will work out but I will see it through to the end, just in case. I did adapt pretty well at the strip clubs, and felt at ease during a lapddance which is something I never thought would be possible, just last year. It's amazing how people can open up during sexual type of situations, once they have started.

Jason

 

[Jayson]

Is it too late to incorporate incest and some buttseks in the story ?
I hope not.

Only if i ever hook up with hot cousin, who would definatly have sex with. I would never be the first to ask her out though because if she said no , that would lead to great shame. It helps that I haven't seen her in years as well, so it's possible my hot cousin, isn't so hot anymore. In fact the last time I saw her was when I lived with and grandma from my dad's side back in 1994, during the summer. She lives down in Alabama and I spent the summer working for my dad on the army base. My dad's busines had shifted to maintain military facuilites im things like groundskeeping. So I spent the entire summer, basically mowing lawns and picking up trash.

Jason

 

[Jayson]

Do you mean this dream girl?

Thing is I can't even recall what the girl looks like in great detail, other than I thought she looked cute.

Jason

Apart from online and random people you run into while walking where else do you go to meet women?

Nowhere. That's a problem. I'm not sure where to pick up women at. I mean I go to a stripclub, sometimes but I don't go there to hook up with women. I don't go to bars, since I don't drink alchol. I never know were to look for women besides the internet. That was why was so excited about the girl in the red car. Finally a girl shows intrest in me and it was so out of left field.

Jason

 

[Gryffindorian]

Fah, get a blog.

Oh, please, Jayson's posts are ten times more entertaining than almost anyone else's in Misc.

Oh, please, yourself. His recent threads remind me of a country song by Kenny Chesney. "Let's talk about me, let's talk about I, let's talk about me, me, me, me, me."

EDIT:

Sorry, I take that back. It wasn't Kenny Chesney; it was Toby Keith.

 

[Jayson]

Fah, get a blog.

Oh, please, Jayson's posts are ten times more entertaining than almost anyone else's in Misc.

Oh, please, yourself. His recent threads remind me of a country song by Kenny Chesney. "Let's talk about me, let's talk about I, let's talk about me, me, me, me, me."

EDIT:

Sorry, I take that back. It wasn't Kenny Chesney; it was Toby Keith.

I don't mind talking about me, when it comes to this subject. Finding romance will be a major impact of my life and it will impact me as a poster, even. I wonder if I will still be wierd once I meet the right girl and get into a normal romance. Granted I am not sure if this type of romance will be normal but hey for me it will feel normal. Also if you noticed, not all my threads are like this. I got the "report a murder thread" here and a evil republcian poltican thread in TNZ and Jammerevs Godben thread in "Voyager" so I like to think my threads are pretty diverse. While I do seem to have reaccurring theme's I would like to think I don't rely on cliche's. Still I have put so much effort in getting laid, then I got to talk about it, when the chance happens. Especially since this might be the last chance in awhile.

Jason

 

[RJDiogenes]

Just watch out for Spamming. You Posted three times in a row in this Thread, and you've already started three Threads today in Misc. Go easy on us, please.