Breaking News from the Onion!!

[Klaus]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/ridley-scott-trades-russell-crowe-to-tim-burton-fo,17414/

 

[LitmusDragon]

 

[Hartzilla2007]

 

[Snaploud]

 

[Aragorn]

Was Tony Scott not willing to part with Denzel Washington?

What about Ron Howard and Tom Hanks?

 

[EnsignRicky]

And in other news, though Scorsese has no intention of ever trading away his prized Dicaprio, he is considering all serious offers for a slightly used De Niro.

 

[Broccoli]

No way Ron Howard is going to part with Tom Hanks. He's like the Optimus Prime of actors!

 

[Aragorn]

John Landis failed to trade Eddie Murphy when he still had value and now he's stuck with him.

Can Sylvester Stallone or Clint Eastwood trade themselves?

 

[Broccoli]

Can Sylvester Stallone or Clint Eastwood trade themselves?

Something tells me they would never part with themselves.

 

[EnsignRicky]

It matters not. Lorne Michaels gets them all in the end.

 

[Temis the Vorta]

Meanwhile, Quentin Tarantino has failed to interest anyone in his collection of post-middle-age has-been actors with ironic hipster appeal. He couldn't even unload Don Johnson.

Which is too bad. I'd really like to see what Tim Burton could do with Danny Trejo.