BOYCOTT THIS FILM!!!

[Hawku]

Everything except Capiche...

 

[number6]

silly. Sci-Fi films are few & far between and even more so Star Trek there's so lets do everyone a favour and try to support this film or it may be the last for a VERY long time. Capiche???

Main Entry:
sat·ire
Pronunciation:
\ˈsa-ˌtī(-ə)r\
Function:
noun
Etymology:
Middle French or Latin; Middle French, from Latin satura, satira, perhaps from (lanx) satura dish of mixed ingredients, from feminine of satur well-fed; akin to Latin satis enough — more at sad
Date:
1501
1 : a literary work holding up human vices and follies to ridicule or scorn
2 : trenchant wit, irony, or sarcasm used to expose and discredit vice or folly
synonyms see wit

Capice?

 

[captcalhoun]

i'm boycotting the boycott of the boycott.

but i'm still seeing the movie...

 

[Bak_and_Blue]

silly.

Silly?

US?
We of the TrekBBS?

Impossible. Hand me my sombrero.

 

[drasche]

The new Kirk should do the Picard maneuver every five minutes, be a baseball fan, drink black coffee, and he must have a beagle named Porthos.

That should do it. The new Kirk must be a testament to all the Captains!

 

[Bad Bishop]

I will not boycott the DVD release for rental.

Nor refuse to buy the DVD when it hits the cast off bin at the flea market.

However, I will boycott the movie theater, or at least my dollars will.

Dang! I am revising my opening weekend box office prediction to $64,999,991.50.

 

[Jackson_Roykirk]

The new Kirk should do the Picard maneuver every five minutes...

I assume you mean the tugging on the uniform, and NOT the move he made as Captain of the Stargazer...

I think the New Kirk should create a "Kirk Maneuver" which would entail frequently pulling his trouser material out from between his butt cheeks due the pants being improperly fitted in the seat.

...and then re-master all of TOS (including TOS films) to amend them with a scene showing Shatner doing the Kirk Maneuver.

 

[Mike Farley]

I decide to boycott long ago... after I heard JarJar Binks wasn't going to get to play Spock.

"Dares noi noi way meesa gonna to beam down to dat planet..."

"Cap'n! Thas unlogicallish! Messa checkin' da scanner now! Oooo! Muy Muy bad-o Romulans!"

 

[Darth_Pinche]

[[/quote]Capice?[/quote]

I used to drive a Chevy Capice.

 

[Nedersong]

I don't support boycott. Just because you don't want to see the film doesn't mean other people don't want to. Get over yourself and stop punishing everybody else just because you were annoyed. Grow a real spine and stop being a baby.

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

I don't support boycott. Just because you don't want to see the film doesn't mean other people don't want to. Get over yourself and stop punishing everybody else just because you were annoyed. Grow a real spine and stop being a baby.

I'm sorry.

 

[Darth_Pinche]

I will boycott if there is no young Samuel T Cogley serving as law clerk fresh out of school.
I will boycott if there are no mini-skirts, no velour, or no bell bottom space pants.
As to the question of no bat nipple on the uniforms, I agree. As to non bat nipples, those are to be allowed to be shown, but only on Uhura.

And Scotty must be drunk in at least one scene.

 

[Garth Rockett]

Dr. McCoy saying, "Dammit Jim!"

Then perhaps you should boycott all of TOS, as McCoy never uttered that line during its run...

Ah, but he said it enough in the movies that it is now a movie tradition that must be upheld, else I will take my dollars elsewhere.

 

[Cali]

I shall boycott if there are no avocados or avocados wearing sombreros while dancing with a tribble. So there!

 

[Mike Farley]

If Kirk's uniform tunic is not a green that appears gold on screen I will not see this picture.

Kirk must also grow fatter over the course of the film.

And Pine better be wearing a hairpiece!

 

[Nedersong]

The Turbo Shatner 2000.

 

[seigezunt]

If it turned out to be a Star Wars prequel.

 

[ManOnTheWave]

I will boycott this film because I like words like 'boycott.' They make me feel important. I also like cool words like 'refuse,' so I will refuse to boycott this film. I will fly off the handle at those who disagree at my position, whatever it is. I will avoid pointing out that the words 'fly' and 'handle' could be used together in a masturbation joke. I like quote marks. I am very lonely.

 

[Sheliak]

If we do not get to see the Romulan Empress I will seriously consider boycotting this film.

 

[RobertScorpio]

I'm too busy being a community organizer to see this movie..

Rob