[Boring Issue][Strong Irrational Feeling or Emotion]

[Hermiod]

[secondary female sexual characteristics]

 

[Finn]

[posts a comment about T'Bonz's age]

[Posts a picture of Squiggy mooning]

 

[John Picard]

[random LOLcat for no apparent reason]

[emoticon displaying appreciation for LOLcats]

 

[Yeoman Randi]

[comes back initially excited but sees that the new post isn't related to his witty remark]

[posts {{physical act of affirmation}}} to bolster deflated poster's morale and self-esteem]

 

[Finn]

[inserts flaming comment]

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

[offensive suggestion about OP's maternal unit]

 

[Daneel]

[writes a response despite being completely ignorant to the facts of the topic at hand in an obvious attempt to get some sort of attention and boost post count]

 

[Daneel]

[apologizes for double post]

 

[Koinek]

[offensive suggestion about OP's maternal unit]

[suggestion that my patience is lost and broad negative generalization of board based on above remark].

[Passionate call for moderator action for warnings and to keep people on topic]. [Decries future of world based on broad negative generalization of board's ignorance of [boring issue]].

[witty comment that goes unnoticed because he killed the thread]

[Needless attack on witty remark making sure poster will never ever care about [boring issue]].

 

[ITL]

[declaration that [adjective][noun]is[adjective]]

 

[Sakrysta]

[animated .gif of smiley munching popcorn]

Great, now I have "Title of the Song" running through my head...

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEQA1Y50Txo&feature=related[/yt]

 

[K'Ehleyr]

[trys to remember what original post was about but carries on recruiting people on facebook regardless]

 

[RJDiogenes]

[Advises that Warnings will be forthcoming if Posters don't behave.]

 

[K'Ehleyr]

[rolls eyes at Mod's obvious unfair warning and goes to moderator actions to complain]

 

[Count Zero]

[Explains how [boring issue] is viewed/handled in his/her home country in mindnumbingly boring and insultingly smug fashion.]

 

[Australis]

[concurs with previous poster, pointing out how it's done in this poster's country, the obvious corollary being that the OP's country is very silly for getting [boring issue] all wrong.]

 

[Count Zero]

[Happy not to have killed the thread, poster makes an unfunny, possibly offensive joke about the OP's country. Then discusses only vaguely related minutiae about previous poster's country's politics in boring detail.]

 

[Finn]

[Responds with a story from my childhood that has little revelance to the topic, and isn't even remotely true]

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

[Baseball reference]

 

[Finn]

[quoting Winston Churchill]