Books That Will Never Be Written by the Cast of DS9: Vol 2

[picsiskvinechef]

How to forego hatred and bring in love - The Female Changeling

Economics for the common good, not just profit - Quark

The Prophet's Delusion - Kira

 

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I Really Am A Merry Man by Worf

How To Lose A Klingon In Ten Days by Jadzia Dax

Baseball Wars II: The Umpire Strikes Back by Odo

 

[JirinPanthosa]

Tongo For Dummies - Bashir
The Second Treatise Of Government - Garak
If I Did It, This Is How I Did It - Sisko (About bringing the Romulans into the war)

 

[Roboturner913]

How to be a Good Husband by Miles O'Brian

Ten Easy Steps to Cure Resting Bitch Face by Keiko O'Brien

 

[jimbotron]

Anslem by Jake Sisko, apparently

 

[Nerys Myk]

Grooming tips for Success by Benjamin Sisko