Books That Will Never Be Written by the Cast of DS9: Vol 2

[DonIago]

Are you one too? by Julian Bashir

 

[JirinPanthosa]

A Guide To Etiquette by Jadzia Dax
Home Is Where The Heart Is by Quark
The Wrong Man by any Cardassian

 

[dub]

Are you one too? by Julian Bashir

Garak would be the first to purchase that book!

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

"Don't Call Me Jadzia" by Ezri Dax
"How To Be A 'Smart And Sexy Female' - Without Being Forced Into A Catsuit" by Jadzia Dax
"Haul Ass: A Guide To Shipping Cargo" by Captain Kasidy Yates
"You Won't Like Me When I'm Angry" by Kira Nerys
"Gamma Quadrant Holiday Destinations" By Kai Opaka
"Men Are Putty In My Hands" by the Female Changeling
"It's A Hard Knock Life" by Tora Ziyal
"Skin Deep: A Guide To Interspecies Dating" by Leeta
"Absolute Power, It's All I've Ever Wanted" by Kai Winn Adami

 

[DonIago]

"How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying" - Rom

 

[JirinPanthosa]

The Joy Of Marriage - Miles O'Brien
The Prophet Delusion - Kira Nerys
Lies And The Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair And Balanced Look At The Obsidian Order - Garak

 

[DonIago]

"It's a Bad Day to Die" - Alexander Rozhenko

 

[Bad Thoughts]

The Purpose Driven Life by Quark
Quark's Guide to Dominion Parks and Camping Grounds
The Well-Dressed Man by Odo
Lil' Slugger by Rom
The Man I Am by Tom Riker (forward by Odo)

 

[bbailey861]

The Wealthy Barber in a Moneyless Society by Mott. Forward by Grand Negus Zek.

 

[Bad Thoughts]

Photons Swing Free by Vic Fontaine

 

[R. Star]

One Life to Live by Weyoun.

 

[Photon]

"It's a Bad Day to Die" - Alexander Rozhenko

This made me LOL

 

[JirinPanthosa]

Women Of The Enterprise: My To Do List by Worf

 

[bbailey861]

Zealot: The Life and Times of Kai Wynn Adami by Gul Dukat

 

[vulcan redshirt]

'Haynes Workshop Manual - Nor-Class Station' by Miles O'Brien

 

[JirinPanthosa]

My Triumphs, My Mistakes by Gul Dukat

 

[_C_]

Fifty Shades of Goo by Odo

 

[DonIago]

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Pah Wraiths by Winn Adami, introduction by Keiko O'Brien

 

[Shaka Zulu]

It's Not Easy Being A Widowed Black Man Raising My Son Out In Space by Ben Sisko

 

[Elim Garakov]

How to be a Good Husband by Miles O'Brian