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Blunt Talk is What You Have all Been Waiting For.

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"I have been betrayed by the FAA and modern bathroom technology."

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Tried it. Laughed a bit, but found it too... I can't even define what it was too much of. But I didn't like it very much. It fell completey flat for my wife. I think we got our explanation when we discovered Seth McFarland produced it. He stopped being funny around season 2 or 3 of Family Guy. Oh well.
 
So far, I don't find it very funny. Patrick Stewart is great but so far, is being wasted. Seth McFarland may not be the only problem. I've read that the guys behind that old Ted Danson HBO comedy, Up All Night or something, are the show runners. That show wasn't funny and so far, neither is Blunt Talk.
 
You might mean Bored to Death. :)

Bored to Death started weak, but it had a much stronger middle and finish, which was too late and too bad because it'd lost it's audience by then.

Up all Night had Kelly Bundy & Job Bluth complaining about raising a child despite having millions in their bank account.

Live action Will Arnett just leaves me cold.
 
We don't have those seat paper covers here (afaik, I try to avoid public bathrooms), the first thing to check if you enter a stall is to see if there's enough paper to cover the seat and clean up whatever you're doing there, then you can go to do your business, and hold on to that roll with all your life, it's the only thing that will keep you from starving right there in the loo out of emberassment with a dirty butt and then all that posthume akwardness and ridicule.
 
I never liked the paper covers, so I just get a generous wad of TP and give the seat a good wipe-down.
 
Isn't it safer to poop in the wash basin?

Think about it.

Most of the dirty stuff you'd catch from skin to toilet seat to skin transmission would have been put there by persons who do not wash their hands, so odds are that they have never transmitted those diseases to the wash basin area. That little white sink is an oasis of healthy bum sized real estate in a driving mass of lice, scabies and bacteria, not drowned in enough bleach by half.
 
I don't think you can actually catch anything from a toilet seat if you don't start licking it, it's basically just a door knob, it's just a psychological thing. And yes, I still cover it... because I'm a neurotic.
 
Patrick Stewart doing hard drugs and soliciting a prostitute. Special appearance by Brent Spiner


I never thought I'd say that.
 
Stewart is good, but the show just doesn't click for me. The funniest scene in the first two episodes was Blunt in the airport bathroom. A lot of the other stuff felt forced and over-the-top. I also don't get Starz (found a free sampler disc with the first two episodes at my local Barnes & Noble), so I'll have to wait for the DVD release to see the rest of it.
 
Isn't it safer to poop in the wash basin?

Think about it.

Most of the dirty stuff you'd catch from skin to toilet seat to skin transmission would have been put there by persons who do not wash their hands, so odds are that they have never transmitted those diseases to the wash basin area. That little white sink is an oasis of healthy bum sized real estate in a driving mass of lice, scabies and bacteria, not drowned in enough bleach by half.

Not here it isn't!!! The things some people do here in the wash basin would curl your hair, pubic and otherwise. Add to that your butt cheeks would oscillate and undulate and refuse to poop even one little turdling of a poop! And, after seeing some of those things, you would never, ever, EVER wash your hands in the sink or even go anywhere near it. Plus, get a wad of paper towel for the door handle as you leave.

No shit!

No Pun!
 
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