Best way to defeat the Borg

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

Let's hear it!
[yt]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4ApQrbhQp8[/yt]

 

[Melakon]

I thought that was your job.

 

[bbjeg]

Technobabbling is the only way to defete the Borg.

 

[Melakon]

Best way to defeet the Borg is to use a wood chipper.

 

[Vandervecken]

Blow 'em up real good!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUtdXzBSVaU

 

[Richard Baker]

Have the Borg assimilate a Cat- not only will they feel superior but they will sleep all day and totally ignore us...

 

[Hypaspist]

Warp capable missiles that deliver an advanced flesh eating bio-weapon. Without all of their drones they can't assimilate anything.

 

[bbjeg]

You'd think Picard would have reinvented projectile weapons after seeing how well holographic bullets work.

 

[T'Girl]

Best way to defeat the Borg would be to connect the collective to multiple 24 hour porn channels.

Twenty of Twenty-five: "I'll be in my alcove."

 

[JirinPanthosa]

Have them assimilate Brannon Braga.

They will immediately lose their ability to adapt to things, establish a dominatrix persona and become so preoccupied with finding individuals to become equals that they will become so easy to make deals with and defend against they will no longer be a threat.

 

[vulcan redshirt]

set them a complicated mathematical problem that eventually boils down to 'divide by zero'

 

[BillJ]

Have them watch Star Trek: Insurrection. The sheer illogic of it all will force their circuits to meltdown.

 

[Drone]

set them a complicated mathematical problem that eventually boils down to 'divide by zero'

Flashing back to the General from the Prisoner. The insolubility of a simple one word question. Why?

 

[Kemaiku]

Destiny already got rid of them 5 years ago, who still cares about the Borg?

 

[drmick]

Ask John McEnroe.....

 

[P. Fingh]

People (the borg) are limited by what they believe is possible. Star-Fleet should develop a technology that is philosophically impossible to the borg. Unable to comprehend the technology, the borg are easily defeated

 

[Isolinear]

Nuke em from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

 

[bbjeg]

^If the NX-01 could ignite an atmosphere, I think the 24th century can do better than a nuke.

 

[{ Emilia }]

I'd say "Tribbles!" but the damn Klingons killed all of them.

 

[BillJ]

I'd say "Tribbles!" but the damn Klingons killed all of them.

Borg Tribbles will one day rule the universe. Remember, Odo brought some to the 24th century.

Resistance is futile.