Looking forward to some extended baking, roasting and broiling over the next week, I cleaned the oven yesterday.
Historicly I think what makes it more gruelling than it has to be are those sharp edges on the clamps that hold the elements in place, along with that stupid wire that has something to do with the thermometer. If the bloody thing were just 6 plain flat surfaces I'd probably clean it weekly.
So it's been... well, this is a semi-anonymous internet forum, I'll admit that it's been over a year. The trigger is the smoke alarm going off when I'm just warming it up.
So I sprayed the inside with Easy-off, which never seems to be as easy as it sounds. Coughing, eyes tearing, I go out with a friend for the evening. Come home, fall asleep (in some circles, the term is "pass out"). Next morning I look at it. the inside is pitch black goo, and I can't tell if the Easy Off actually even did anything. I run my finger across the goo. It's goo, alright.
I look in the cupboard. Now, note to the kids out there, don't mix anything with chlorine and anything with amonia. Ever. Even if you read it on the internet. Just don't. OK? That in mind, I looked at what I had and pick out this no-name cheap citrus based all-natural (is chlorine natural?) degreaser. I gave the oven a sqirt.
Black grunge started flowing down the side of the oven like some alien dna from a low-budget sci-fi movie. I had a winner! I gave all the surfaces a liberal dose.
Now I had flowing alien dna throbbing along all the surfaces, and I had those rubber-glove destroying sharp clamps sticking out all over the place. There was only one possible solution: The Super Soaker.
Loading up I gave it the required number of pumps and started shooting. The dna was blasted away from the sides like I was using a plasma rifle, which would have been the next step anyway. Quickly, a pool of alien dna formed in the bottom of the oven. I put the bucket against the edge and slopped it in with a cheap sponge, and then kept blasting.
Soon the oven was almost spotless, except for the carbonized remains of some creature speckled across various places that will turn to diamond soon anyway. That stuff won't come off with anything but the plasma rifle.
Historicly I think what makes it more gruelling than it has to be are those sharp edges on the clamps that hold the elements in place, along with that stupid wire that has something to do with the thermometer. If the bloody thing were just 6 plain flat surfaces I'd probably clean it weekly.
So it's been... well, this is a semi-anonymous internet forum, I'll admit that it's been over a year. The trigger is the smoke alarm going off when I'm just warming it up.
So I sprayed the inside with Easy-off, which never seems to be as easy as it sounds. Coughing, eyes tearing, I go out with a friend for the evening. Come home, fall asleep (in some circles, the term is "pass out"). Next morning I look at it. the inside is pitch black goo, and I can't tell if the Easy Off actually even did anything. I run my finger across the goo. It's goo, alright.
I look in the cupboard. Now, note to the kids out there, don't mix anything with chlorine and anything with amonia. Ever. Even if you read it on the internet. Just don't. OK? That in mind, I looked at what I had and pick out this no-name cheap citrus based all-natural (is chlorine natural?) degreaser. I gave the oven a sqirt.
Black grunge started flowing down the side of the oven like some alien dna from a low-budget sci-fi movie. I had a winner! I gave all the surfaces a liberal dose.
Now I had flowing alien dna throbbing along all the surfaces, and I had those rubber-glove destroying sharp clamps sticking out all over the place. There was only one possible solution: The Super Soaker.
Loading up I gave it the required number of pumps and started shooting. The dna was blasted away from the sides like I was using a plasma rifle, which would have been the next step anyway. Quickly, a pool of alien dna formed in the bottom of the oven. I put the bucket against the edge and slopped it in with a cheap sponge, and then kept blasting.
Soon the oven was almost spotless, except for the carbonized remains of some creature speckled across various places that will turn to diamond soon anyway. That stuff won't come off with anything but the plasma rifle.