Best one liners.

"I'm not sure they're sure!"
JB

 

In watching TOS S3 Elaan Of Troyius tonight, I heard one that I've always enjoyed but I forgot about:

Kirk: "Mr Spock, the women on your planet are logical. That's the only planet in this Galaxy that can make that claim."

 

"Shut up, Spock! We're rescuing you!"

 

"Shut up. Shh. Shh! Well, what do you know? I finally got the last word."

 

an oldie but a goodie and repeated in several different Star Trek series/movies/parodies
"You're out of your Vulcan mind!"

 

''Vulcans never post three times in a row. Or bluff.''

 

"Alright Spocko, cover him."

 

"It's like nothing we've dealt with before!" Placing this episode anywhere less than the fourth or fifth episode is courting big trouble!
JB

 

"Are you out of your Vulcan mind?!" (Go look that up in your Funk and Wagnall too! )

 

"You know what Joe's mistake was? He wasn't born an Irishman."

 

Sir, There is a multilegged creature crawling on your shoulder."

 

Take d'Artagnan here to sick bay!

 

''SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!'' from Miri. The music really sells the McCOY moment, I think.

 

(Bones, talking to himself)

"What am I, a doctor or a moon shuttle conductor? If I jumped every time a light came on around here, I'd end up talking to myself"

 

I would advise youse to keep dialin', Okmyx.