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Best Cock: Pike or Kirk? (Possible Spoilers)

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Samuel T. Cogley

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Okay, so we know that Star Trek XI is going to feature both Pike and Kirk, but it is still unclear how large a role each character will have.

It seems likely that Pike will already be quite the battle-ready cock by the time we see him at the beginning of the film. Kirk will likely be a softer cock, and we will probably see him harden somewhat over the course of the film. By the end of the film, I expect Kirk to be well on his way to the cock that we all know and love.

I doubt we'll see Pike in his later years, when he becomes a non-functioning cock. Those delta-rays will wreak havoc on even the strongest cock. And sadly, even with mechanical assistance, Pike is pretty much useless in the cock department. He's a burned, paralyzed, mess of a cock by the time we see him in "The Menagerie."

I'm also curious to see if Shatner is going to end up playing the older, fatter cock at the end of the movie. No one can do old, fat cock better than Shatner.

And I'm curious to see who Spock is more loyal to. We know Spock would do just about anything for cock, but which cock is his favorite? In the time period of Star Trek XI, he has probably spent 10 or 11 years with one cock (Pike), and Kirk will be a new cock from Spock's perspective. An up and coming cock. Will we see Kirk fully become Spock's cock, or will that happen in a later film? And we know that Spock was a big enough fan of his original cock (Pike) that he's willing to break Starfleet regulations and risk court-martial to spend more time with that cock and make sure that his cock is happy, no matter the cost.

I think Pike will be Spock's favorite cock at the time of this new movie. He just isn't familiar enough with Kirk as a cock, and he will have plenty of time to experience his new cock (Kirk) once the cock tranfer occurs.

It's rumored that the Romulans might travel back in time to kill Kirk's parents, thereby making the Romulans cock-blockers. And the old Spock will inevitably be involved in cock restoration.

So let's take a vote:

(The final Question should read: Should the Film be Titled "Star Trek: Cock-Blockers"?)
 
Operation "This will end badly" is a go! :lol:

Oh, and "Kirk", "Kirk", "No" and "Yes" respectively. :D

J.
 
:guffaw: :guffaw: :guffaw: :guffaw:
Funniest. Thread. Ever.

Cogley, you're insane. Please keep it up.

:thumbsup:
 
Samuel T. Cogley said:
Okay, so we know that Star Trek XI is going to feature both Pike and Kirk, but it is still unclear how large a role each character will have.

It seems likely that Pike will already be quite the battle-ready cock by the time we see him at the beginning of the film. Kirk will likely be a softer cock, and we will probably see him harden somewhat over the course of the film. By the end of the film, I expect Kirk to be well on his way to the cock that we all know and love.

I doubt we'll see Pike in his later years, when he becomes a non-functioning cock. Those delta-rays will wreak havoc on even the strongest cock. And sadly, even with mechanical assistance, Pike is pretty much useless in the cock department. He's a burned, paralyzed, mess of a cock by the time we see him in "The Menagerie."

I'm also curious to see if Shatner is going to end up playing the older, fatter cock at the end of the movie. No one can do old, fat cock better than Shatner.

And I'm curious to see who Spock is more loyal to. We know Spock would do just about anything for cock, but which cock is his favorite? In the time period of Star Trek XI, he has probably spent 10 or 11 years with one cock (Pike), and Kirk will be a new cock from Spock's perspective. An up and coming cock. Will we see Kirk fully become Spock's cock, or will that happen in a later film? And we know that Spock was a big enough fan of his original cock (Pike) that he's willing to break Starfleet regulations and risk court-martial to spend more time with that cock and make sure that his cock is happy, no matter the cost.

I think Pike will be Spock's favorite cock at the time of this new movie. He just isn't familiar enough with Kirk as a cock, and he will have plenty of time to experience his new cock (Kirk) once the cock tranfer occurs.

It's rumored that the Romulans might travel back in time to kill Kirk's parents, thereby making the Romulans cock-blockers. And the old Spock will inevitably be involved in cock restoration.

So let's take a vote:

(The final Question should read: Should the Film be Titled "Star Trek: Cock-Blockers"?)

I myself think you should had use .Who is the baddies Captain.But I believe this tread will end up being close very soon.But it still funny. Beside it is dick not cock.But on the other hand. It doesn't matter which word you use.
 
What about McCoy's throbbing member?? or Scotty's "I can't take the pressure no more, she's gonna blow!!!!"

LOL
 
yenny said:
I myself think you should had use .Who is the baddies Captain.But I believe this tread will end up being close very soon.But it still funny. Beside it is dick not cock.But on the other hand. It doesn't matter which word you use.

Look, I don't understand what the problem is. "Cock" is simply another word for "leader." Look it up. I can't be responsible for other people's limited vocabularies. :rolleyes:
 
Samuel T. Cogley said:
yenny said:
I myself think you should had use .Who is the baddies Captain.But I believe this tread will end up being close very soon.

Look, I don't understand what the problem is. "Cock" is simply another word for "leader." Look it up. I can't be responsible for other people's limited vocabularies. :rolleyes:

I know cock itself isn't bad word. A roster is sometimes is call a cock. There a collage football team that is call the Gamecocks. It is the way you use it.Neather is Dick. It is a name.Dick York and Dick Tracy.
 
Samuel T. Cogley said:
"Cock" is simply another word for "leader."
It can also mean "toughest". Where I'm from, I've heard it used thusly:

Cock of the street
Cock of the town
Cock of the school

And all in a totally not-innuendo manner, what's more!

:D
 
ITL said:
It can also mean "toughest". Where I'm from, I've heard it used thusly:

Cock of the street
Cock of the town
Cock of the school

And all in a totally not-innuendo manner, what's more!

:D

Exactly.

Frankly, I'm shocked at all the confusion.
 
Pike or Kirk? (Possible Spoilers)

This isn't going to fly.

I'll give you props for a cleverly worded post Cogley. The topic itself is valid. But you ruined any meaningful discussion by wording it the way you did. People will not be able to get past the cock and the thread will turn into nothing but a spam fest, as we can already see. We're also not going to have "Best Cock: Kirk or Pike" on the main page. Re word it and try again.
 
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