Best and worst pickup lines

[IndyJones]

I'm sorry, but do you mind moving over a little? Only, you're standing on my cock...

 

[Shatmandu]

Worst: "Hi. I've got the ten inch anti-bitch suppository you ordered right here <grabs crotch>."

Joe, second time

 

[JuanBolio]

Couple of the worst:

"Hey baby. Mind if I take off my pants?"

"So, do you suck dick as good as your mom?"