Bathroom Breaks

[StarMan]

I want a five minute scene of Kirk - just Kirk - sitting on the loo taking a big, manly dump.

Because Real Men Like Big Dumps™ and hey, if Kirk ain't as real as they come, I don't know who is.

 

[Sephiroth]

Son_of_Soong said:
29 seasons and 11 movies and we've only ever had ONE bathroom reference?

enterprise had showers with toilets and in the pilot of voyager neelix takes a bath

 

[Son_of_Soong]

Yeah charcacters have had showers in VOY several times.

 

[Jack Bauer]

Spock will munch on marshmelon flavored laxatives supplied by McCoy. Spock will get Surak's Revenge.

 

[Cary L. Brown]

FalTorPan said:Cary L. Brown, I like that ship design of yours. You ought to consider putting up a web site to describe the ship's design, how it evolved, your thoughts behind it, etc.

Actually, I've had that sort of information right here on TrekBBS for a looong time (I was documenting the development as I went through it). I've been concentrating on other things lately and haven't really done anything new with the Achernar for a while, and the thread recently got "trimmed" off the TrekBBS, though (fortunately I saved the entire webpage, so I've still got all the text which WAS on there). It got "pruned" once before, so this was actually my second design-progress page on here.

Actually, a FEW of you may recall that I've had three projects... one other starship design, plus a proposal for a new series that I'd submitted to CBS (through an agent). I've been working on both of those recently, in my spare time. Can't really say anything more about the series concept, but I can show you the other ship... which should be familiar-looking.

 

[Mike Farley]

There is a restroom located at the top and bottom of every staircase on a starship. Also many are near the ladders.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Cary L. Brown said:Well, you know, there WAS a bathroom on the TNG bridge. The door opposite the one that led to the conference lounge. We saw someone walk out of it once... and I remember that was the first time it had been "seen" and everyone made a big deal of it!

Picard also had a bathroom in his ready room. Behind his desk, across from the food replicator.

 

[ManOnTheWave]

This movie should take place entirely in a bathroom. It could be about the life and death struggle or Worf and the Balok puppet in the bathroom.

 

[cultcross]

ManOnTheWave said:
This movie should take place entirely in a bathroom. It could be about the life and death struggle or Worf and the Balok puppet in the bathroom.

I would so boycott that movie.


no shatner.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^ With a Bathroom Trek, wouldn't that be "Shitner"?

 

[cultcross]

Babaganoosh said:
^ With a Bathroom Trek, wouldn't that be "Shitner"?