Bark, or the F-Word?

[archeryguy1701]

After going through it with the volume turned up fairly loud, the first one could have gone either way, the second one definitely sounded like 'bark', and the third one sounded the most like 'fuck'. Watching the second video, I was surprised at how obviously the second doll was "bark" as compared to the first one. Maybe the lady in the OP just bought one with a funky soundbox.

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

Whats up with that lady's accent? I can't be the only one thinking this. Is that like the english equivalent of a southern drawl?

Estuarine english aka "chav speak" -- I thought it was Matt Lucas doing a piss take.

Back on topic, it certainly sounds like fuck to me. But maybe that's just my twisted little mind at work.

There are several occurrences, which to me sound increasingly like "fuck" as the song progresses.

 

[scotpens]

Whats up with that lady's accent? I can't be the only one thinking this. Is that like the english equivalent of a southern drawl?

Estuarine english aka "chav speak" -- I thought it was Matt Lucas doing a piss take.

It’s the accent heard in the audio clip South-East > England 69 here. Sounds to me like sloppy Cockney.

And that really does sound like “fuck”!

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

Was that recorded by the "sparkling wiggles" girl?

 

[SiorX]

After going through it with the volume turned up fairly loud, the first one could have gone either way, the second one definitely sounded like 'bark', and the third one sounded the most like 'fuck'. Watching the second video, I was surprised at how obviously the second doll was "bark" as compared to the first one. Maybe the lady in the OP just bought one with a funky soundbox.

That second toy has a different recording, doesn't it? It sounds like the voice of an American kid, while the first one is definitely British.

I wonder if Asda are still stocking the swearing dog.

 

[RJDiogenes]

The woman is a loony tune. She probably sees penises in The Little Mermaid, too.

 

[scotpens]

^^ The Little Mermaid has a penis??

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

^^ The Little Mermaid has a penis??

http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Disney/Mermaid.html

Google is a wonderful thing.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

^^ The Little Mermaid has a penis??

http://www.snopes.com/disney/films/mermaid.asp

 

[ST-One]

I think someone who is used to children's pronunciations would realise that it sings bark.

Well, kids are gonna hear the F-bomb, and that's bad.

Even if it were so, it wouldn't be bad.

 

[Franklin]

Actually, this whole thing shows why people should not have accents.

Interestingly enough, this dog toy was the first choice to use to mess with Picard's mind before the lights in "Chain of Command".
Gul Madred: What does the dog say, Picard?
Picard: Bark.
Gul Madred: Again. What does the dog say, Picard?
Picard: Bark.
Gul Madred: No it doesn't. Listen closely. What does the dog say, Picard?
Picard: THE DOG SAYS, "BARK!"

 

[RJDiogenes]

^^ The Little Mermaid has a penis??

Well, the plot was about her quest for one.

 

[scotpens]

^^ The Little Mermaid has a penis??

Well, the plot was about her quest for one.

What good is a penis underwater?

 

[Miss Chicken]

The biggest penises that have ever existed are used underwater.

 

[Chaos Descending]

This reminds me of the "black whores" greeting card crap from last year.

http://www.dailybreeze.com/news/ci_15281166

 

[RJDiogenes]

^^ They are obviously out of their barking minds.

^^ The Little Mermaid has a penis??

Well, the plot was about her quest for one.

What good is a penis underwater?

It can be used as a flotation device.

 

[tharpdevenport]

I bet there's a hell of a market, though, for plush toy dogs for adults that do sing naughty.

I saw this news article earlier today. It reminded me: I've heard this before. I can't recall exactly, but I seem to think I've heard other stories where the toys clearly DID say naughty words (I think Tickle Me Elmo was one).

Personally, I think it's not so much if one thinks the doll is saying that or not, but rather the decision of the parent. If you think your kid has no idea, then fine. But I've seen plenty of parent (both black and white) who have their kids -- young, young, younbg kids, in the backseat while loud-ass rap music plays, blaring away such filthy foul sewer language as common place lingo, like "fuck", "shit", "nigger", countless disgusting sexual wordings that kids should NEVER heard, and of course lyriucs of violence against people, women, and cops. For those parents ... I guess the doll is a okay.
That stuff, byt the way, should be legally actionable child abuse, in my opinion.

 

[Captain Shaw]

To me it sounds like fuck.
I wonder if where in the world your from makes, a difference to what it sounds like to you?

 

[Nociod]

The first "bark" sounded a lot like fuck, but the rest were clearly bark.

 

[Itisnotlogical]

I bet there's a hell of a market, though, for plush toy dogs for adults that do sing naughty.

I'm sure the Octomom would find one useful in her other career.