Bad Trek Jokes the third

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Kirk: Which is heavier: enough honey wine for a goat or enough grass for an antelope?

Spock: The wine. After all, the meads of the nanny outweigh the feeds of the gnu.

 

[Oddish]

Q. Where do the crew of the Cerritos put their dirty uniforms?
A. Into the Peanut Hamper.

 

[Ragitsu]

Every time I read that name, I can't help but think of Heat.

 

[1001001]

Q: What did Counselor Troi say to the EMH?

A: You’re projecting again.

 

[NCC-73515]

What do you have to pay to sleep with a celebrity?
The star's hip enter price.

 

[Oddish]

Q. If Commander Tucker was a midget, what would kidnapping him be considered?
A. Taking a short Trip.

 

[Weyoun 251]

A Vulcan ship got stranded during the Gold Rush era.

They went on to live long and prospect

 

[Oddish]

Q. What happened when the android fell in the woodchipper?
A. Data got crunched.

 

[Timofnine]

A guy walked in to the Doctor’s office, the doctor tells him that he needs an operation. The guy says “I’m going to need a second opinion”, the Doctor says “Ok, you’re ugly too” ba dum boom.

 

[Qonundrum]

Q: Was there ever a sequel to the episode where Yar gets killed?
A: Yup. It's from the never-made episode called "Yar's Revenge".

 

[Weyoun 251]

What antibiotics are most popular with Ferengi?

Oomoxicillin

 

[NCC-73515]

A guy walked in to the Doctor’s office, the doctor tells him that he needs an operation. The guy says “I’m going to need a second opinion”, the Doctor says “Ok, you’re ugly too” ba dum boom.

It's good that your timing is digital