Now thats classic.
Bad Sexual Experiences?
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Well, let's just say a girl, while on top, relieved her aching bladder when she climaxed. I was pissed and pissed on.
Maybe he got Dutch ovened?
Not bad so much as "awkward." Pretty hard to stay in the mood when your being deprived of oxygen and overhearing a conversation about college loans or something.
The other day I wasn't able to have sex after my girlfriend had a VERY loud queef. I started laughing along with her, and couldn't stop for about five minutes, and by the end of this the moment had passed and she wanted to go to sleep. Not necessarily a bad experience, but a frustrating one.
One of my exgfs' had a very sharp tooth. Ouch.
Just your garden variety whiskeydick, that happened quite frequently in my late teens and early twenties.
I once passed out on top of a girl and she threw me off the couch, so I slept on the floor. Woke up the next morning and vomited, then realized her parents were home. Ran out the back door and never called her again.
I once passed out on top of a girl and she threw me off the couch, so I slept on the floor. Woke up the next morning and vomited, then realized her parents were home. Ran out the back door and never called her again.
While we're on the subject, what would give a woman a metallic taste down below?
Steely Dan?
If she's on her rag.... read mine back one page 1 or 2....
Improvised Ejaculation Device?
I got nothing to contribute really.. no parents walking in, no gross stuff and no pervs encountered.
However i once had a short affair where she used a contraception method previous unheard of by me. She used some kind of sperm-killing gel or something like that because she couldn't use the pill.
Well.. disadvantage is i couldn't go down on her (big bummer.. i like that and i'm told i'm not too bad at it) so i used me fingers. We went at it on my black leather couch and next morning i was a bit shocked to see white finger and handprints all over the couch.
Took me some seconds to figure out why.. damn contraception stuff. Did clean up though without some lasting marks.
I got nothing to contribute really.. no parents walking in, no gross stuff and no pervs encountered.
However i once had a short affair where she used a contraception method previous unheard of by me. She used some kind of sperm-killing gel or something like that because she couldn't use the pill.
Well.. disadvantage is i couldn't go down on her (big bummer.. i like that and i'm told i'm not too bad at it) so i used me fingers. We went at it on my black leather couch and next morning i was a bit shocked to see white finger and handprints all over the couch.
Took me some seconds to figure out why.. damn contraception stuff. Did clean up though without some lasting marks.
Improvised Ejaculation Device?
I got nothing to contribute really.. no parents walking in, no gross stuff and no pervs encountered.
However i once had a short affair where she used a contraception method previous unheard of by me. She used some kind of sperm-killing gel or something like that because she couldn't use the pill.
Well.. disadvantage is i couldn't go down on her (big bummer.. i like that and i'm told i'm not too bad at it) so i used me fingers. We went at it on my black leather couch and next morning i was a bit shocked to see white finger and handprints all over the couch.
Took me some seconds to figure out why.. damn contraception stuff. Did clean up though without some lasting marks.
In other words, she found you to be "sponge worthy"
I forgot about the sponge..
I had a GF in College that tried it. She didn't have fingers long enough to reach up and remove it. She had to get her roommate (who was a nurse) to fish it out.
then it was back to condoms
I had a GF in College that tried it. She didn't have fingers long enough to reach up and remove it. She had to get her roommate (who was a nurse) to fish it out.
then it was back to condoms
Now thats what i call a good friend. Anyone who will fish out cum coated sponges out of your snatch is someone you wanna keep as a friend..
Thats the kind of friend who would help you move a body.
The only awful... and gross experience I had was with this one guy I met in a bar. We went at it, all went well until after finishing up we turned the lights on and both of us were covered (and I mean covered) in his blood. Turns out in the heat of the moment one of my rings had somehow gashed his back open and we had to go to hospital to get him stitched up. Explaining it to the Doctor was interesting to say the least..
